Microsoft

An inferior product that is out to rule the world.

Microsoft's plans for building a death star device was shut down by officepax.

by MS SUX August 11, 2005

microsoft

The bane of civilization

Damn all other systems to hell for not being able to overtake Windows as the dominant OS on the market.

by Shawn E. May 2, 2003

Microsoft Muscle

One of the only well developed muscles on gamers, especially those who have yet to grow pubic hair.

During an argument the kid or effeminate dude in his parents basement will mention how awesome he is and something about your mother

"I can't believe you lost the game for us! I was trying so hard (tears forming)... hard like my 13 year old dick with your mom!"

"Really man? Did you just rip off your bieber T-shirt and flex your Microsoft Muscle?"

by Bdamn February 25, 2011

Microsoftened

When a software package is bought out by a well known development company, and no longer works as well as it used to.

Skype used to be awesome, but now it's been Microsoftened!

by VortyZA August 25, 2011

Microsoft paint

The act of getting ejaculate on your screen while watching porn.

My girl wasn’t putting out and I now I have to clean up my Microsoft paint.

by Icenips September 28, 2022

Microsoft Excel

An app created from the 7th circle of Hell. It promises that it acts as an easy-to-use, readily accessible spreadsheet manipulator.

But in reality it slowly rips whatever thin layers of sanity and patience you have left, away... and offers no easy way out.

Past: Et tu Microsoft Excel?
Present: Microsoft Excel is like a keyring with a thousand different keys on it, but only one of the key's open the one lock on one fucking door.
Future: Microsoft Excel?! Oh It is an ancient evil we dare not speak of! For fear of waking the monster beyond the Gates... we must remain silent, yet wary.

by maimed monkey May 11, 2020

microsoft

A company that has created an operating system that'll eventually follow in the footsteps of VIKI on I, Robot. It'll first take your memory so you can't do anything without a 5 minute wait, then it'll procced to piss you off with error messages.

Person: Where has all my memory gone?
Windows XXP: I have removed it for you own safty, please remain calm.
Person: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Bill Gates cackles away evily in his office*

by Random Idiot September 16, 2005