rubbin' the mic

The process by where just after making shower babies, grab your semi-erect tool like a mic and vigorously rub the head with your free soapy hand until the point you get real weak behind the knees and begin to piss uncontrollably.

Today is my birthday so I treated myself by rubbin' the mic.

by trobian February 8, 2009

mic(ism)

Short for microphon(e)ism. Highly skilled beatbox demonstrated most often via one or more mics.

Yo son, I seen Rahzel drop the craziest beatbox. That ish was pure mic(ism)!

by Macrophone September 29, 2006

mic girl

1. One of the most underappreciated jobs in stage crew
2. the person who runs like crazy backstage to change batteries and fix the mics
3. hands out mics to the people on the cast

"Thanks for fixing my mic, mic girl"
"Hey, mic girl we need you to get this actor's mic ready"

by Britt47 February 13, 2009

mic whore

One who spends an excessive amount of time on the microphone, particularly in yahoo chatrooms and other voice chats. May or may not imply that they talk in a seductive, flirty or 'whore-ish' manner.

People sometimes confuse her for a mic whore, but really it's just that she always seems to be font fuct.

by Pooge June 4, 2006

kissing the mic

hogging the limelight. a person who is trying to steal the show.

at Live 8, Geldof kept kissing the mic

by pulcher_ancilla September 21, 2005

mic spammer

Someone who prefers talking rather than typing, albeit doing so excessively to the annoyance of others. Particularily annoying in PC games like CS:S and Battlefield. Said users are usually under the age of 13.

Shut up mic spammer! STFU!!

by Somebody1123 May 22, 2007

MIC drop

A track of BTS comeback album loveyourself.

MIC drop is the new cypher.
MIC drop is gonna snatch your wigs.

by onlylegends September 12, 2017