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Metrosexual

A young man who has refined tastes in urban art, fashion, cuisine, literature, high culture and generally processes liberal political and social views. Despite common misconceptions metrosexuality can encompass all sexual orientations and doesn't always suggest homosexuality.
1) The character James Bond and actors Tom Hardy and Brad Pitt can be considered metrosexual.

2) Chris:"Why does that man have 10 pairs of shoes?"

John:"It's because he's metrosexual. I've meet him before and he's very good at parties."
by Devil'sAdvocate August 25, 2010
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metrosexual

A man who a woman has to fight for the mirror ;-
Is that metrosexual ever going to finish getting ready ?
by juztice June 15, 2004
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heterosexual banana

1- A banana that is straight rather than curved

2- A straight asian guy with a giant dick
Person #1: Guess what? I had a heterosexual banana this morning?

Person #2: Cool! And what did you eat for breakfast?
by Lanzerr September 19, 2009
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Neterosexual

One whose entire frame of sexual reference and experience derives from the internet.
A Neterosexual doesn't talk to girls, he 'chats' with them. He's actually never touched a real woman apart from his Mom. In the event an actual sexual opportunity with a real female were to present itself, he'd ask her to take something off and then wank. Unless they invent olfactoronics, he'll never know what pussy smells like.
by Woolwit October 3, 2010
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Heterosexuality

Heterosexuality refers to sexual, and romantic attraction exclusively between two individuals of opposite genders. It is characterised as a sexual orientation, contrasted with homosexuality and bisexuality. see heterosexual.In slang straight is a mid-20th century gay slang term for heterosexuals.
''Heterosexuality love between two individuals of opposite genders''
by sweet jesus July 4, 2006
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metrosexual

A term coined in the mid-90's by British journalist Mark Simpson. He defined it as applying to men regardless of sexual orientation, but he first applied it to David Beckham, apparently as an alternative to “heterosexual”, with which it obviously rhymes. Mark Simpson’s definition starts: “The typical metrosexual is a young man with money to spend, living in or within easy reach of a metropolis . . .” In current use, it almost always applies to straight guys; but with the inference that their fascination with fashion and appearance matches stereotyped assumptions about gays. Thus, it's something of a third alternative to the hetero-/homosexual dichotomy: an urban straight guy with stereotypical “gay” interests. At first it was a neutral descriptive, and was jumped on by marketing types eager to start selling more overpriced clothes and skin/hair products to notoriously shopping-shy males. But as it evolved in mainstream use, the term gradually picked up a pejorative connotation, much as its close cousin, “yuppie”, did in prior decades; not because of its sexual implications, but rather because of its “snotty, rich young show-off trying too hard” image, and the vague sour-grapes suspicion that such guys get to sleep with hotter and classier women. Although the term has become pejorative, it hasn't stopped the practice. There are still plenty of metrosexuals (and yuppies); they just wouldn't want to be called that.

It has spawned a counter-term: “retrosexual”, presumably a guy whose preferred evening wear is jeans or Dockers, an untucked Bengal-striped dress shirt, white gym socks and Kenneth Cole loafers. There's also a synonym: uber-sexual, which is basically a celebrity willing to flaunt his metrosexuality (e.g., Beckham). The latter word hasn't really caught on.
OK, I may have enough metrosexual in me to drop 400 bucks for a pair of Ferragamos, but I'm damned if I'll start highlighting my hair. That's a line in the metrosexual sand I'm not crossing.
by JerseyJohn May 2, 2006
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Metrosexual

When your gay roommate with better fashion sense than you dresses you to go out
I went on a tinder date with this metrosexual guy last night, he was really well dressed
by J-Tsunami December 15, 2018
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