Merped

To get utterly and completely fucking destroyed in mind, body, and spirit. Not to be confused with merp or merping.

“My crush left me unread for 30 days, I’ve been completely merped”

Friend 1: “anyone know what happened to Craig last night?”

Friend 2: “no idea, but last I saw he was getting merped by that blond he was trying to wheel”

by skittles.inc June 1, 2019

Merp

A one word general response to a sentence you do not have an answer to.

“Merp”

by MrRyanLion March 17, 2025

Merp

To do something to the absolute best that it can possibly be done

"I'm about to merp the fuck out of this shit"
"Merpin this scalp rn"
"I'm about to merp this hoe"

by Iwantlemonpepperwings August 4, 2021

Merp out

Verb. When frustration boils over into an explosive, unhinged rage fit, often with flailing, yelling, or dramatic storming off. Coined in family lore for those moments when logic checks out and pure chaos moves in.

Example: "The WiFi crapped out mid-stream, and I straight-up merped out—threw my controller like it owed me money."

Alternative: "Don't merp out over spilled coffee; it's just Tuesday."

by Bmiramon September 18, 2025

Merp

The sound you make when you forget that you are painting and get paint all over yourself Merp!

Johnny was painting and he got paint all over himself and he said Merp!!

by Nerp February 28, 2019

Merp

When you drop something or mess something up you can say this word. It is a better replacement for oop.

“Merp! I dropped my pencil.”

by Beth Rodgers April 9, 2020

Merp

A word used when you are feeling sad or confused about something happening in your life.

Pronounced : mUR - p

For instance:
-“He just asked you out, what are you going to say?”

- “merp” :(
Or
- “my cat just died. Merp”

by Lily maskovitz April 4, 2018