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Merp

A word used when you are feeling sad or confused about something happening in your life.

Pronounced : mUR - p
For instance:
-“He just asked you out, what are you going to say?”

- “merp” :(
Or
- “my cat just died. Merp”
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Merp is a word used when you’re bored and you want to start a conversation and be cute at the same time
Guy: hey baby

Girl: merp

Guy: you’re so cutee
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The sound you make when something does not go your way; however, it can also be used interchangeably when something goes incredibly right for you. In other words, it is a good replacement for the taboo swear words people cringe at today.
Merp the police!!
OR
Holy Merp! I just won a million bucks!
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a word said when an awkward conversation is happening to make things less awkward,quiet or can be used as an expression of saddness or to change the conversation. Founded by a man living in Wisconsin.
Him. Wanna get pizza and make out?

Her. No!

Him. Merp
by Smurry8 June 15, 2017
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An evolved greeting deriving from a strange not-quite-meow of a kitten. Since first being introduced, "Merp" is now an acceptable word to use as much as possible, to confuse non-merpers and to connect with the crazy cat community, and is slowly being used more often in everyday life.

Can also be used as an adverb (Merpy), a noun (e.g. silly Merp!) or verb (She was Merping)
1- *walks in* "Merp!"
2- "oh, Merp!"
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The word ‘merp’ is indeed used in awkward situations. It is commonly used by a homosapien species called ‘Merp’ and if it is fancy, a ‘Merpington’. A merp, will always say merp, even in it is not awkward. Some use it on quizzes or tests if they do not know the answer.
For example:
IN CHECKING TESTPAPERS/ETC
Girl 1: Hey you’ll be checking my wuiz and vice versa!
Girl 2: Okay then!
Girl 1: Uhm What’s ‘merp’? Is it a valid ans-
Girl 2: Merp.

IN AWKWARD SITUATIONS
Boy: I really li-
Girl: Merp. I am a Merpington, not a Merp.
Boy: merp..
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He is a cool kid goblin and he can shoot stuff with a bow
Oh shit it is Merp, let me get his autograph
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