lil meltdown

When you piss off your Girlfriend just a little

Becky had a lil meltdown!

by TheTrumpet May 29, 2018

Long Island meltdown

A borderline psychotic episode induced by over indulgence (or any indulgence at all) of Long Island Iced Tea(s).

My friend had to be escorted out through the bar alley due to a Long Island meltdown triggered by a joke about some guy looking like "The Brain Surgeon" from the show, Dexter.

by Maggie The Cat September 25, 2014

Chernobyl Meltdown

Having sex after eating food that destroys your stomach, leading to an uncontrollable mid-sex bung evacuation.

Me and a friend of mine decided to do a "Chernobyl Meltdown" together. Let's say that required more cleaning than we thought.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Libtardism-induced meltdown

noun

1. phenomenon causing crying excessively at the thought of Elon Musk and sobbing at the thought of your taxpayer-funded transgender basket-weaving club losing its funding.

"Bro, look at the girl with man boobs in a Bernie Sanders shirt sobbing uncontrollably while tearing pictures of Elon Musk and keying her own Tesla."

"Yeah dude, totally libtardism-induced meltdown."

by TheBigSmooth25 February 13, 2025

meltdown

Something somebody says happened to somebody when they don't really have anything, they're just full of shit.

The girl said he had a meltdown even though he had been off drugs for years and was happy to be home and doing good, mostly to defer suspicion from her own state of mental health, to keep anyone from questioning it.

by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021

Vagina meltdown

A metaphor to describe a woman having a fit or episode of absolute madness, irrationality or insanity

Jesus she had a vagina meltdown

by squashhole September 19, 2016

Self meltdown

A freak out done all alone, by yourself. No one need be near, because this is all you.

She was making a fried egg sandwich and discovered they were small eggs, the ham want wrapped properly and the bread included seeds, which she didn't like. What followed was a self meltdown of epic proportions.

by Brewton September 24, 2022