Melon John

Used in place of "black person". See also moon cricket

Check out that melon john chewin' on a jungle plum.

by Satelite Dish January 7, 2006

melon patch kids

An ethnic version of Cabbage Patch Kids. Little black ragdolls.

I guess we could buy little Myshequa one of those Melon Patch Kids for her birthday.

by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

melon scooped

When someone receives anal sex in which the dick scoops out the contents of the rectum such as when someone scoops out a melon to eat.

" I got melon scooped last night and he had shit all ova dat knob."

by Trip shoota January 28, 2006

Melon the Federals

The act of hurling a watermelon from a great distance at a figure of authority.

Looks like its time to MELON THE FEDERALS!

by Patterson25 July 14, 2011

Melon Cake

Melon Cake is a term used by Demi Lovato. Demi’s management team would give her watermelon cake on her birthday to keep her skinny instead of sugary real cake.

“No more melon cake” But don’t get me started on what “chocolate in the back seat” could only mean.

by Matty_B_69 August 29, 2021

Melon Balling

The act of having sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature.

I caught Hank Melon Balling the students watermelon out by the dumpster this morning. Needless to say, I don't think he should be teaching here any more.

by Meatman January 15, 2006

melon fanny

Seen in obese women who wear tight fitting trousers. The area at the front between the navel and the vagina appears to have half a water melon stuffed down it.

Jeez, look at the melon fanny on her!

by Ken February 2, 2004