Meef has three definitions:
a. What you say instead of answering your parents as a response, when you know you are guilty of doing something wrong.
b. A craving for beef, saying a mixture of "me" and "beef"
c. What you yell when Taylor Swift comes onstage.
a. What you say instead of answering your parents as a response, when you know you are guilty of doing something wrong.
b. A craving for beef, saying a mixture of "me" and "beef"
c. What you yell when Taylor Swift comes onstage.
"Did you do your homework?" "Meef." "What? Did you?" "Meef!"
"I am suddenly... Meef!"
"It's her! It's Taylor swift! MEEF!!!"
"I am suddenly... Meef!"
"It's her! It's Taylor swift! MEEF!!!"
by DracoRegina March 18, 2025

Moose meat typically ground and put into meatloaf (meef loaf) and enjoyed by all! Cows make beef therefore moose make meef
Also used to discribe how girthy a moose is
Also used to discribe how girthy a moose is
This meef is amazing! Thanks mom!
The meefy afterbirth of this meatloaf is quite nice, immaculate if you will!
That moose is meef he would make so much meef for my meatloaf!
The meefy afterbirth of this meatloaf is quite nice, immaculate if you will!
That moose is meef he would make so much meef for my meatloaf!
by Meef Enthusiasts May 27, 2021

When you need to or have quickly fled the scene of something disturbing, distracting, or downright fucked up
Last night, my parents were fucking on the couch so I meefed the house
Me and my date we’re hanging out and she pulled out a flashlight so I had to meef
Me and my date we’re hanging out and she pulled out a flashlight so I had to meef
by trixnoir July 17, 2020

Taking a baby by the legs and bashing it into a wall. The Spartans did this to their defective children. Also follows the cult named The Brotherhood of Meef
Hey Achilles, have you MEEFED your child yet? No what does that mean? Well when a child is born and is retarded you take it by the legs and bash it into the wall, or as we call it Meefing. Ah I see I shall go do that now.
by Deity of the Brotherhood of Me December 15, 2019

by Kronk$$ February 23, 2023

1. A word to say when you have nothing else to say.
2. Used when watching a sporting event and the other team just barely wins.
3. Skank, Bitch, or Whore. Used esp. with describing dates.
2. Used when watching a sporting event and the other team just barely wins.
3. Skank, Bitch, or Whore. Used esp. with describing dates.
1. Mike: Who're you going to vote for?
Spencer: Uh, meef.
2. John: Yes! They're going to win! What? no, that wasn't a foul! Meef! HTF did they make that? Meef again! Shit, we lost!
3. Mike: How'd the date go?
John: Not too good. She's a goddamn meef.
Spencer: Uh, meef.
2. John: Yes! They're going to win! What? no, that wasn't a foul! Meef! HTF did they make that? Meef again! Shit, we lost!
3. Mike: How'd the date go?
John: Not too good. She's a goddamn meef.
by AgentKarma April 9, 2022

by KarmaKittens July 17, 2020
