Meef

A noun and a verb. Used to describe literally anything.

(Noun) Ex. Jon is a dirty meef
(Verb) Ex. We’re just meefin’ around

by rywood February 21, 2019

Meef

Meef; something that is stinky and hot

Why do I always smell like MEEF after eating inside Subway? Why is it so meefy in this theater?

by hot honez February 2, 2024

meef

A shortening of “minced meat”. It is most commonly used by British people whilst cooking or referring to minced meat.

“BAM! Inside your pocket, is 500mg of meef!”

by just@krim November 12, 2025

Meefing

Taking a baby by the legs and bashing it into a wall. The Spartans did this to their defective children. Also follows the cult named The Brotherhood of Meef

Hey Achilles, have you MEEFED your child yet? No what does that mean? Well when a child is born and is retarded you take it by the legs and bash it into the wall, or as we call it Meefing. Ah I see I shall go do that now.

by Deity of the Brotherhood of Me December 15, 2019

Meef

1. A word to say when you have nothing else to say.

2. Used when watching a sporting event and the other team just barely wins.

3. Skank, Bitch, or Whore. Used esp. with describing dates.

1. Mike: Who're you going to vote for?
Spencer: Uh, meef.

2. John: Yes! They're going to win! What? no, that wasn't a foul! Meef! HTF did they make that? Meef again! Shit, we lost!

3. Mike: How'd the date go?
John: Not too good. She's a goddamn meef.

by AgentKarma April 9, 2022

Meef

When a partner blows air into your urethra causing a fart like noise as the pressure escapes. The male version of a queef.

Raisin gave me a celebratory meef after our last call, that shit was weird.

by Jersey Jenn December 2, 2020

Meef

A code word meaning weed, marijuana, or any other form of boof.

“Yo hide the meef I think jill is coming up the stairs!”

by Grammychulo April 10, 2021