Coitus Maximus

Coy-tuss maxy-muss Def 1) A long bout of sexual intercourse.
Def 2) The Xbox Live Gamertag of the "Jack of All Games"

After dating Peter for several months, Shelly finally gave in to his demands and emabarked upon a 3 hour session of "Coitus Maximus".

by Chas. March 10, 2008

retardicus maximus

The largest retard in the world ever. ryan sucks

Hi Retardicus Maximus
Hey, look over there, its Retardicus Maximus

by FuckStain101 May 13, 2018

prius maximus

a thin hindu crackhead that walks around UF- north/east hall like a miami homeless hooker

"amy dockler was pulling a prius maximus in cafe blvd."

by DGbby45 October 6, 2011

Thotimus Maximus

Adv. - Greatest, best Thot to the highest possible degree; The superior groupie
Adj. - The most favorable or advantageous thot;

Usually female however possible male
Most cases obtains Fame deriving from a celebrity by any means with evidence (pictures, stolen items ect..)

Kevin Hart: who will win in Thotimus Prime vs Thotimus Maximus
Katt Williiams: You know Thotdrea usually always to thotiana
Kevin Hart: lets bet on that Katt

by Elfresh June 29, 2016

didlus maximus

Used to describe someone who is a master of being an asshole. Believed to have originated in ancient Rome, because there were a ton of assholes in ancient Rome. Also applicable to extreme cases of dumbassness.

Timmy was driving down Interstate 92 when a didlus maximus cut him off and slammed on their brakes, making the driver the true definition of a cockmuncher

by croikeydilehunter November 4, 2013

Braticus Maximus

A young child that is adorable, loving, and typically a delight to all. That child then transforms into the worst brat, unbearable, throws fits, and yells at parents. The child only turns into Braticus Maximus in front of parental figures and close family members but disguised as a loving child in front of other people.

Alba transformed into Braticus Maximus after hearing from her parents she had to do her school homework instead of going to her friends house to play tennis.

by Sidechain April 22, 2021

assholious maximus

Leader of all assholes

That guy must have been democratically elected the assholious maximus

by Wads and willis February 5, 2015