text mauling

When someone texts you barbs, cryptic remarks or questions so as to relentlessly wear you down to their point of view, or to twist your response to conform to their position or desired outcome; especially if there are many of them, received intermittently, over a period of time: a day or two.

It feels like you are being punched or jabbed, sometimes by surprise-- here they are again: bam!--when you thought it was done, over they're back with another comment.
I've been clear on my position, please stop text mauling me; I am not going to agree with you.
by Ireland Brown March 18, 2010
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Robert Maul

Robert Mual: Robert Maul Fucks with Nashona
A guy
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Darth Maul (verb)

To kill off a potentially interesting character despite their continued potential utility in storytelling
I hope they don’t darth maul (verb)* Captain Phazma

*don’t actually use the “(verb)” while writing, that is only there so urban dictionary accepts this
by Put you are Name here April 28, 2019
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Mauled by the tigers

An expression used by hull city AFC fan to describe their opposition when they are winning
Mauled by the tigers, you getting mauled by the tigers, mauled by the tiiiigeeers, your getting mauled by the tiiiigeeers
by Wilks the goat April 13, 2021
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When the Guelph police service delivery department manager decides to give you a CIA microdose experiments
I Kaelen Cody William Granger I am a victim of Political mauling with disfigurements
by Cody5050 January 26, 2022
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Dark Maul Naboo

An action figure that looks a lot like Dewey Cox's brother when Dewey Cox got done with him.
Both Dark Maul Naboo and Nate Cox are half the person they used to be (Darth Maul was half the man he used to be).
by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021
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