masturbating

To perform an act of masturbation.

The village idiot was masturbating.

by Root April 9, 2006

Masturbating Lion

1. A yoga-like pose assumed in similar fashion to yoga's "gate pose" but with the hand in the crotch region. Mythical belief is that as a lion reaches climax from masturbation, this is the posture he assumes. Thought to intimidate other males and arouse the sleaziest of females of the pride.

Dude: Do you see how drunk that dude is?

Lad: Yeah, oh my goodness, he's stumbling backwards and just fell...but he impressively caught himself with one arm down on the ground and still managed to keep his beer upright!

Dude: Wooahh man, I can't believe that! Did he really? He just pulled off the masturbating lion!

by Richard Swallow June 14, 2011

Mathurbation

Rubbing your abacus until one blows his equations all over ones Pi.

of or relating to Mathematics

Although crippled by Lou Gehrigs disease, Professor Steven Hawkings is still able to stimulate his libido by a healthy dose of mathurbation.

by Chantel Flanery, Nick Zarvis January 30, 2008

mathurbation

The results of rapidly pressing buttons on your calculator!

Bob - 'Hahah look, I'm playing with my calculator'
Bill- 'Wow, pressing buttons on it? Mathurbation!'
Bob - 'But it's so fun! :('

by theyellowasian November 22, 2011

chicken masturbating

Chickens playing with themselves in an innappropriet manner at a chicken motel 6 or behind a hay stack

Wow! I was walking down the street and then i saw a chicken masturbating.

by Jacobthechickenman August 25, 2006

Masturbating

The worlds leading cause of blindness

Did you hear that masturbating makes you blind, its true

by Double D123 May 27, 2008

Mentally Masturbating

Adjective: A state a mind where you seem aloof but brain function is occurring.

Just so you don't think I was mentally masturbating all day here is that excel spreadsheet you requested.

by patmyballs July 10, 2009