math

(cell) phone number

My phone got stolen, I need you to give me your math again.

by Tom-Tom82 April 4, 2009

math

Something that people hate because they’re terrible at it. See rage quit.

Jomothy: OMG I HAATE MATH! 😡
Me: Bro chill... you just hate it because you’re crap at it. 🤓

by Morty c-137 February 15, 2018

math

the number where you can be reached at

ey git at me later.
aigght koo, whats ya math i ain't got it

by d i z k o 2 0 8 June 16, 2011

math is not mathing

when something just doesn't add up.

Talking about mental health and then making suicide jokes? The math is not mathing.

by harleyinhawaii June 26, 2021

Math

Math is like an STD, it starts out as just a pain, but then it festers into this horrible disease which you can't even understand let alone do anything about.

A) Elementary School: This adding shit is easy, but annoying as fuck
B) Middle School: Ugh equations n shit, man this is so much worse than elementary school
c) High School: Fuck man, all this trigonometry, sin cos bullshit, polar coordinates and shit, this pretty hard
d) College: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID CALCULUS FINDING THE THIRD INTEGRAL OF A IMPLICIT FUNCTION FUCK THAT I DON'T GET SHIT FUCK
e) Advanced College: MAN I THOUGHT CALC WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LINEAR ALGEBRA, VECTORS IN THE 8th DIMENSION SHIT MAN, AT LEAST CALC I COULDS SEE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING, NOW I'm JUST FUCK A NUMBER IN THE ASS AND THEN SOMEHOW FIGURING OUT SOME OTHER GAY SHIT
d) Graduate School and Beyond: This theoretical physics man... this ain't even math.. all I'm doing is making up some shit, using a couple numbers and getting paid, if only I had known math was going to be this easy before.

by asstitiesasstites August 1, 2012

Maths

Everything stands for something.
maths stands for...

Mental
Abuse
To
Human
Soles

but I have one question. why are you looking up maths on urban dictionary?

by Hogsbreath101 July 31, 2019

maths

The only science that truly saves lives .

Student : Why do we study maths ???
Teacher : Mathematics saves lives .
Student : How is that ?
Teacher : It keeps stupid people like you from getting to medical school .

by somon October 24, 2009