math

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another word that can be used to mean "porn".
"Man i love math but it is just so damn expensive"
by billyj April 17, 2008
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My phone got stolen, I need you to give me your math again.
by Tom-Tom82 November 24, 2008
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Something that people hate because they’re terrible at it. See rage quit.
Jomothy: OMG I HAATE MATH! 😡
Me: Bro chill... you just hate it because you’re crap at it. 🤓
by Morty c-137 February 15, 2018
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the number where you can be reached at
ey git at me later.
aigght koo, whats ya math i ain't got it
by d i z k o 2 0 8 June 16, 2011
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math is not mathing

when something just doesn't add up.
Talking about mental health and then making suicide jokes? The math is not mathing.
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Math

Math is like an STD, it starts out as just a pain, but then it festers into this horrible disease which you can't even understand let alone do anything about.
A) Elementary School: This adding shit is easy, but annoying as fuck
B) Middle School: Ugh equations n shit, man this is so much worse than elementary school
c) High School: Fuck man, all this trigonometry, sin cos bullshit, polar coordinates and shit, this pretty hard
d) College: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID CALCULUS FINDING THE THIRD INTEGRAL OF A IMPLICIT FUNCTION FUCK THAT I DON'T GET SHIT FUCK
e) Advanced College: MAN I THOUGHT CALC WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LINEAR ALGEBRA, VECTORS IN THE 8th DIMENSION SHIT MAN, AT LEAST CALC I COULDS SEE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING, NOW I'm JUST FUCK A NUMBER IN THE ASS AND THEN SOMEHOW FIGURING OUT SOME OTHER GAY SHIT
d) Graduate School and Beyond: This theoretical physics man... this ain't even math.. all I'm doing is making up some shit, using a couple numbers and getting paid, if only I had known math was going to be this easy before.
by asstitiesasstites March 16, 2012
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