masturbyrious

a portmanteau of masturbate and mysterious
a person who masturbates mysteriously i.e. hidden behind bushes or locked in a room so that others wont know

"hey, wheres andy?"
"probably upstairs, masturbyrious little bitch"

by cyrusy March 25, 2024

Masturpranking

Pulling a prank on your future self.

I indulge myself in masturpranking to keep myself on my toes

by missprincesszeremy April 29, 2024