mastsacter

virgin of having sex through the ear (bojowa)

Since i didn't have bojowa'd i am a mastsacter.

by CMG Ballin February 24, 2008

masticando tela

A Colombian term used when describing that you can see someone’s ass crack because the pants get stuck between their cheeks, when translated it means chewing cloth.

Oye estás masticando tela
Hey you’re masticando tela

by Stupidsuicidalasshoe November 30, 2019

Masticator

A south florida based death metal band. Material sounds very similar to that of many death metal bands in the late 1980's through through the 1990's such as Morbid angel, Cannibal Corpse, and deicide. The band chooses to stick to an old school sound, rather than that of many modern metal bands.

did you catch that band "Masticator" ? I havent heard a band play like that since the 90's dude!

by FLmetal July 7, 2010

masticle

a mastadon testicle

Damn son! That's as big as a masticle!

by Honkey ass bitch March 9, 2004

Mastubate

(Also "mastubation.") Includes numerous possible epithets, in addition to the self-gratification *at hand*: having a short penis (stub), any number of handicaps or speech impediments producing the mispronunciation of masturbate minus the R sound, and lastly, a session of masturbation that was either too brief to be enjoyable or otherwise clearly less pleasurable than average. Could also refer to masturbating in the bath-tub, not necessarily an epithet.

1) "Hey, dickless over there is going home to MASTUBATE."
2) "Hey dopey, you gonna go home to "mu-mu-muh-mastubate?" (Mocking the slow kid.)
3) "Ugh, last night was a fail. After working up a decent hard-on by watching music videos, it ended anticlimactically with very disappointing mastubation." (This would be said with sadness, frustration, disappointment.)

4) Ah, what a lovely evening off she had with wine, candles, a bubble-bath, and her favorite: mastubation.

by m00per23 August 26, 2017

mastecated

to injest food through your mouth

Dude i mastecated so much last night i started getting cramps!

by John dude March 29, 2008

Majesticated

Domesticated in a majestic fashion.

In order to impress Oprah with the intent of impregnating her to get her money, I forcefully majesticated myself in order to attract and seduce her.

by randy Farris April 26, 2011