jackoff super myster

Is really addicted to masterbating.He/she does it every moment they can and has enough stamina to last all day masterbating without food or water.

Dude You look at porn so much you're a jackoff super myster.

by AfRo SaUcE July 24, 2008

Jebem ti mater

Your mother is good person

Me: Jebem ti mater!
Lazar: Jedi govna!

by Jebem October 19, 2020

Baby Jesus Fecal Matter

The feeling one gets from eating too much sweet and sour chicken. The person feels like they have to give birth to "the baby Jesus" in fecal form.

"Man, after that Chinese I need to give birth to baby Jesus fecal matter."

by Sweaty Balls and the Rickist April 5, 2010

all jobs matter

All jobs matter, not just police officer's jobs.

All jobs matter not just police officer's.

by Justin ;) July 28, 2020

Jagger Mister

The mist you get on your face when Mick Jagger releases his seed after a long night of coke induced necro sex.

"Bro, I snorted 2 lines and give this chick a Jagger Mister last night"

by Kiyoshi Kane October 1, 2023

Jebem ti mater

Slovenian for fuck your mother!

Two Slovenian guys at a bar, both drunken.

1: Jebem ti mater

2: Kaj?

1: Ni važno.

by Summertimefun August 8, 2009

no mäter watt aj doo all aj tink a boat is ju

a guy in klass singin Nelly in his head

guy 1 - no mäter watt aj doo all aj tink a boat is ju

guy 2 - are you high?

by viktorgaysweden December 2, 2020