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Maskathovial

An adjective for something or someone you try to not hate, but the person or object is just too awful to keep up a facade of non-hatred. We all know someone like this.
She was a maskathovial friend who I struggled not to hate. This was a common consensus among her friends.
by Silo of Trees July 14, 2025
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Maskmarried

Maskmarried (adj./n.)

When someone’s in an open marriage but hides it from people they date, their friends, or even their own circle. They wear the mask of a “normal” marriage while living a double life. Basically: acting monogamous in public, non‑monogamous in private.
Example sentences:

Found out weeks later he was maskmarried. Whole time I thought he was single.”

“She didn’t lie about having a husband—she just didn’t mention the ‘open’ part. Total maskmarried move.”

“Being maskmarried is worse than being married. At least married people are honest.”
by Sakurakage September 20, 2025
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Markwayne

When a person who is deeply unqualified for a job is replaced by a person who is even more deeply unqualified for a job.
I can’t believe this daycare just hired R. Kelly, what a total markwayne
by KingJaguar March 7, 2026
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Adam Maswadeh

BEST KID EVER HE IS SO COOL AND AWESOME
adam maswadeh is too amazing
by vibeedev January 26, 2021
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Mohammed Maswadeh

Mohammed Maswadeh is the best human ever
by vibeedev January 26, 2021
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