A relationship between one man and one woman. The nucleus of the family. Ordained by God and not by governments, and therefore not definable or controllable by governments.
Little children sometimes play amusing little games in which their puppy dogs and kitty cats get married. In a similar fashion, grown-up poofters and diesel dykes sometimes pretend that they can get married to each other. Strangely, all good liberal twits pretend the same thing.
Every poofter has the God-given right to get married. He can marry any willing single woman he wants to.
Every bull dyke has the God-given right to get married. She can marry any willing single man she wants to.
Little children sometimes play amusing little games in which their puppy dogs and kitty cats get married. In a similar fashion, grown-up poofters and diesel dykes sometimes pretend that they can get married to each other. Strangely, all good liberal twits pretend the same thing.
Every poofter has the God-given right to get married. He can marry any willing single woman he wants to.
Every bull dyke has the God-given right to get married. She can marry any willing single man she wants to.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
Get the marriagemug. by Dee July 11, 2005
Get the marriagemug. person 1: did you hear that sabrina and robin had their marriage ceremony yesterday ( wedding)?
person 2: ah , so they were so desperate?
person 2: ah , so they were so desperate?
by Barbie and bob the builder March 5, 2019
Get the marriagemug. the formal union of two consenting adults typically in love, recognized by law, by which they become spouses.
Jane: "Wasn't Josh and Kate's wedding fun? I hope they have a beautiful marriage."
John: "I had a great time too. It makes me want to propose marriage to Mike."
John: "I had a great time too. It makes me want to propose marriage to Mike."
by CodeX July 12, 2015
Get the Marriagemug. 
Get the marriagemug. Marriage is stupid.
by Uglygayman July 4, 2019
Get the Marriagemug. Get the marriagemug.