Bad Markus

Someone who didn't think you could add words to urban dictionary
"You're being a bad Markus right now, just because it's on urban dictionary doesn't mean it's true"
by Lexamatick March 17, 2022
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markus clarkus

Wassup Markus Clarkus, hows the divorce going?
An edgy child, trying too hard
by TrenchcoatFrog238 November 14, 2019
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erik markus

A big bombaclat that drinks red wine every single night. He is usually on discord chatting with his mates, or asleep after too much alcohol.
Jonas: yo, have you heard from Erik Markus, he is not answering my calls?
Knut: he is probably asleep, he told me he had 12 glasses of wine 30 minutes ago.
Jonas: boommbbaaclatt
by Grønni2Grovish April 04, 2024
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Markus

He is Markus , yes
Hey Markus, what's up?

Yes.
by sunghoon March 22, 2021
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Markus

Usually a smart and quiet person. They’re the type of person that goes unnoticed around others but when you’re with them they’re outgoing and funny.
by GripperSniffer June 18, 2023
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Markus

Markus is on of the Most retarded people You’ll ever meet. He can’t handle spicy noodles and he probably has some sort of condition (most likely CP or Aids). He smells like a homeless donkey and ass wipe.
«Hey dude is that guy doing meth on the Street Markus?»

«Yeah, ofc it is. Lol.»
by BadAssBitchMaria December 20, 2019
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markus

ew is that markus, hes so gay
by carminethefuckk August 02, 2022
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