mario

a anoying plumber that needs to retire or die

its a me a mario

ima sick of bowser stealin peach all the time
im gonna retire

by a person that hates the mbros April 13, 2010

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Fuckboy

People named Mario are often referred to as "Fuckboys".

by RealKid101 May 23, 2016

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Mario

the coolest brother around... he dont take @#$% from no hoes. basically the mack-daddy of all of the world... i mean @#$% the little plumber dude he aint got @#$% on the real mario. He can have his fat princess she ulgy.

Mario will rule you.

by dudeBRO88 October 15, 2008

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Marioed

When you send someone a text or call they ignore it and never respond.

Girl, I sent him a text last night and do you know he marioed me.

by Silkygrey January 23, 2010

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Mario

Mario was a carpenter in his days, but now he's just a pimp-ass plumber with a younger brother that often get's ignored. He is a Superstar in Mushroom Kingdom just because he saved the princess a couple of times (big deal). His brother, Luigi, always stays watching over the home (on the other hand, who would be stupid enough to rob Mario and Luigi's hut?).

Peach: "Mario, you're my hero!"
Mario: "Shut the fuck up-a and a-start sucking-a like it a-is macaroni!"

by Rentarn November 26, 2005

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