maffed

to be worn out, or hot and bothered. Usually requiring a sit-down and some refreshment.

After all that shopping, I'm maffed. Make me a cup of tea, would you?

by bumblz December 17, 2012

Manfred Mann

A talentless South-African "music" artist.
His voice is guaranteed to scare every homophobe on the planet, and that's with good reason. His lyrical capabilities are at most "kindergarten" stage. Meaningless, annoying, repetitive, and with his voice on top, it sound like a cat in a grinder. He succesfully managed to fuck up some of the best songs in music history with his annoying covers and sqeeky voice.

Manfred Mann
"Blinded by the light, revved up like a Deuce in the middle of the night"

Repeat for 6 minutes, and you pretty much have the whole song.

by hyp0crisy_88 March 15, 2010

marfed

Is when some steals your soon to be bf or gf.

That motherfucker marfed your prospect.

by Dr. Jrock October 22, 2010

MANned

when a male has such big man titties that television shows have to censor or ban his breasts from being shown because the size of them are either the same or bigger than your average female

On family night I was watching a porno in the living room and I was really giving it to myself then suddenly what I originally thought I was a nice set of breasts were actually Kevin James' breasts with his shirt off in one of his movies, I was disapointed when realizing that the hairy thick chest wasnt on a woman, things like that need to be banned or MANned I still finished of course and went back for seconds when everybody fell asleep or should I say on everybody that fell asleep.

by tophieCC May 3, 2010

brina's manged monkey

The tastiest of manged monkeys. No other manged monkey compares to the mangeus monkeus el brinias. Please see manged monkey

After his cigar and brandy, he yelled bring me my brina's manged monkey.

by CT January 1, 2005

Manfredo

The slang term for a womans canadian/injun man friend who is afraid of clowns & shiny objects.

Gertrude fucks this shit out of Dave Manfredo every time he gets out of rehab & gives him crab.

by HUGH JOGGE December 19, 2006

Pulling a Jillian Manfredi

When you stick your penis into a girl and she says "your penis is inside my hole omg omg what do I do" then she rides the penis for 13 minutes in a circle while keeping it in.

Jack: Did you hear about Kaylyn?
Ryan: Yeah she pulled a Jillian!
Jack: OMG i know she went for 13 minutes!!!
Ryan: Damn I want someone be Pulling a Jillian Manfredi on me ;)

by Taylor Feiglson August 1, 2012