Madrid Slapjack

Having eaten nothing but raw meat for three days you then shit in your partners mouth. No need for a tit wank - see Bombay version - you've already ruined her.

After a weekend in Spain she knew just what she was getting - the madrid slapjack.

by Spanish Surprise May 17, 2006

Mandrillic

The nature of acting like a primate, or large baboon in polite surrounding. Completely devoid of manners. Uncivil and graceless.

His mandrillic perceptions of women left him dateless and frustrated

by Jennifer Lawson Zepeda August 9, 2009

mandaid

The term used when a male of the species performs a temporary home-improvement or auto-maintenance "repair" that is cheap, immediately effective, and delays the calling of the Repairman. Also referred to as jury-rigging, kludge, makeshift, make-do, Macgyver.

Instead of replacing the broken faucet handle on the bathtub like I asked him to, he put a mandaid on it. He just stuck a pair of pliers on it and said "it works fine now, honey".

by JBeez February 19, 2012

madrid drive by

Fucking many Spanish chicks in the span of 5 hours.

Man I did a Madrid drive by last night.

by Submarine crew August 7, 2014

Mandaid

A bandaid for a man. Usually consisting of tape, and paper towels.

"Get that man a mandaid"

by sirmarkus June 16, 2019

Mandrilloquism

The act or practice of throwing ones voice, where it would appear to be coming from a puppet, or say, the president of the United States, when the actual source could only be a mandrill, or other ape or monkey, because what is being said is so primitive and inhuman or lesser evolved.

"Holy shit! Trump just said something so retarded it had to be an act of mandrilloquism."

by ahundredhurts September 3, 2020

madridsmedia

An outstanding camera man who is developing their career in the photography and videography industry, hoping to make it big in the future

Madridsmedia has been on his grind since the beginning and won’t stop till he gets to the top !

by Madridsmedia December 1, 2021