Marital Artist

(not to be confused with Martial Artist): A special type of Marital Counselor who shows married couples not only how to stay married, but, how to have an extremely happy marriage.

Barbara claims to be a Marital Artist, but, she fucked Eileen's husband!

Marital Artist by Joseph Selb March 12, 2009

Michael Madigan 

A straight-up legend in every possible way. This guy's just the man.

That guy will be remembered forever. He's a fucking Michael Madigan.

Michael Madigan by terrence73 September 24, 2011

manita 

Manita is a word used to describe a girlfriend or a potential girlfriend in Turkish. In some cases it's just a beautiful woman.

-They're trying to set me up with someone but I already have a manita.
or
-Shit man, have you seen the ass on the manita.

manita by badassmopho June 5, 2014

manita 

It is the sign of five made with an upraised hand. Manita in spanish slang means "little hand". The manita is made when a soccer team scores 5 goals in a game.

Pique's manita during the Nov 2010 Classico enraged Madridistas and the Madrid players so much that the subsequent classicos degenerated into brawls instigated by the Real Madrid players.

manita by Zeus is the Lord December 28, 2011

MadaIta 

A vey hot yaoi pairing gaining pupularity in the Naruto fandom. It consists of seme, Uchiha Madara, and uke Uchiah Itachi. The pairing is not only a hot incest, but a teacherxstudent relationship. This pairing can be displayed as,

1) pedophilia
2) teacherxstudent (affectionate, but not in love)
3) teacherxstudent (sexual)

Since Madara is Itachi's teacher, this pairing is just damn awesome. Besides, it puts together two of the hottest Uchihas! (MadaIzu is still better, though.) It is, however, unknown when Madara was Itachi's teacher. This leaves fanfiction writers to be creative, hence the pedophilia possibilities.

1) That MadaIta fanfiction was so adorable!

2) Lily's MadaIta pictures are so funny, AND hot!

MadaIta by Iwa no Deidara December 21, 2009

Marital Aid 

At a quick glance, appears to represent a marriage therapist or counselor, but is in fact a euphemism for a device you stick in your husband's ass to spice up a boring marriage.

Wife-"Hey honey, i just picked up a "marital aid" at the shop today."

Husband-"Why do we need a counselor, our marriage just hit a rough patch?"

Wife- "Um...you should sit down for this"

Marital Aid by Dirtybusiness7 December 16, 2019

madiya 

Pronounced mad-eee-yaaa
Meaning beautiful, unique, weird but peng.Common nickname Maddii. Also spiritual.

Boy: hey mate look at that peng girl

Other boy: yh she’s Madiya

madiya by Bestgyallever May 18, 2018