maddison is a girl who alwyas wanted to impress, sadly her mother got a bit tipsy and decided to turn straight into a fucking truck. ever since this day its been a staple in friend groups and is known worldwide for her ambition to drink while driving. rest in whiskey aleisha.
(near maddison eades residence)
poverty: "hey i think thats where maddison lives!..."
*dead silence*
prince: "lived."
poverty: "hey i think thats where maddison lives!..."
*dead silence*
prince: "lived."
by bigdickniggs September 16, 2025
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by sedski April 26, 2025
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Random dude: Who’s that?
Any sane person: Oh that’s Maddison. She’s super cool and sexy
Random dude: Wow i think im in love😍
Any sane person: Oh that’s Maddison. She’s super cool and sexy
Random dude: Wow i think im in love😍
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