whatever lifts your luggage

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat."

"That gay hooker that renowned homophobe Dr. Rekers hired when he went overseas is not cute at all, but, whatever lifts your luggage."

by ThatsTooBad May 4, 2010

Universal Law of Luggage Expansion

Whenever one goes on a vacation of any length, the luggage can never fit the same way in the suitcase as it did as one was packing for the trip.

Me: Wow, why can't I fit my clothes in this suitcase like it fit a week ago?

Friend: It's the universal law of luggage expansion, dude!

Me: Ohh yeah, that's right. Forgot!

by Mullenator February 21, 2010

Chicago Luggage

When some idiot doesn't clean the snow off the roof of their car either because their ignorant or were in a hurry and when they stop fast it flies backwards on your windshield blinding your field of vision instantly as they drive away laughing.

ThatJag-Off just got me with his Chicago luggage lazy bastard! Good thing I didn't wreck my car or it would of been his ass!

by Ol watchmen January 12, 2024

Luggage

Refers to former bag carrier Farrah Franklin. She left her luggage at the airport and Beyonce suggested that she should go get it and while Farrah insisted that it was no point. Luggage was in the group for 6 months after Letoya and Latvia was fired and decided to quit only to go back and bad mouth Beyonce. The bey hive now refer Farrah as the girl who carried Beyonce luggage, luggage girl, or simply just luggage.

Beyonce: You might go straight to the airport

Luggage: I don't have no luggage

Beyonce: its better for you to go home than to not have luggage

by sheesh!! September 11, 2023

Luggage

When someone has had a few too many. It's at that point where they're almost legless.

Bro 1: Yo look at Dante, he gets so much ass and the kid can barely walk!
Bro 2: He's been drinking with those chicks all day, not sure if he'll be able to get it up, he's luggage!

by lil_t24 August 18, 2021

Luggage

Some one who is painful to be around or take anywhere.
It's annoying having to drag your luggage around, just like this person is.

Don't invite that cunt, he's luggage.

by OGpeekatsu April 29, 2025

Old Luggage

The impossibly tanned and bespeckled senior citizens that sunbake at the beach or pool in skimpy swimmers. Also found at nude beaches everywhere, much like luggage washed ashore from a sinking cruise ship.

"Get your ass down here, the water's gorgeous! Just ignore the old luggage and throw on some sun block."

by Paul L'astname March 9, 2013