whatever lifts your luggage

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat."

"That gay hooker that renowned homophobe Dr. Rekers hired when he went overseas is not cute at all, but, whatever lifts your luggage."

by ThatsTooBad May 05, 2010

Universal Law of Luggage Expansion

Whenever one goes on a vacation of any length, the luggage can never fit the same way in the suitcase as it did as one was packing for the trip.

Me: Wow, why can't I fit my clothes in this suitcase like it fit a week ago?

Friend: It's the universal law of luggage expansion, dude!

Me: Ohh yeah, that's right. Forgot!

by Mullenator February 20, 2010

nuggage luggage

a bag for your weed

just bought a dank OZ, brah, these phat nuggs need some nuggage luggage!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 02, 2019

Luggage Handle

Luggage Handle: The Thong strand connecting between the front & the back.

I was about to enter the back door; so, I had to move the Luggage Handle to the side.

by Swisher rolled tight February 11, 2023

Minnesota luggage rack

Leaving a pile of snow on top of your car to blow and fall off in the middle of traffic.

Mom had to report to work on time despite the weather she left with a large Minnesota luggage rack.

by Steinerwoodwork February 12, 2025

Old Luggage

The impossibly tanned and bespeckled senior citizens that sunbake at the beach or pool in skimpy swimmers. Also found at nude beaches everywhere, much like luggage washed ashore from a sinking cruise ship.

"Get your ass down here, the water's gorgeous! Just ignore the old luggage and throw on some sun block."

by Paul L'astname March 09, 2013

luggage condom

A transparent plastic luggage cover

Did you order the luggage condom for our trip later next month, I don't want my bag getting scratched.

by Uncertainfish October 02, 2022