whatever lifts your luggage

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat."

"That gay hooker that renowned homophobe Dr. Rekers hired when he went overseas is not cute at all, but, whatever lifts your luggage."

by ThatsTooBad May 4, 2010

Universal Law of Luggage Expansion

Whenever one goes on a vacation of any length, the luggage can never fit the same way in the suitcase as it did as one was packing for the trip.

Me: Wow, why can't I fit my clothes in this suitcase like it fit a week ago?

Friend: It's the universal law of luggage expansion, dude!

Me: Ohh yeah, that's right. Forgot!

by Mullenator February 21, 2010

nuggage luggage

a bag for your weed

just bought a dank OZ, brah, these phat nuggs need some nuggage luggage!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 2, 2019

Old Luggage

The impossibly tanned and bespeckled senior citizens that sunbake at the beach or pool in skimpy swimmers. Also found at nude beaches everywhere, much like luggage washed ashore from a sinking cruise ship.

"Get your ass down here, the water's gorgeous! Just ignore the old luggage and throw on some sun block."

by Paul L'astname March 9, 2013

kentucky luggage

when you sleep with a guy and he shits the bed

did you sleep with brenda and did she bring your kentucky luggage

by fjk4573 December 13, 2024

Chicago Luggage

When some idiot doesn't clean the snow off the roof of their car either because their ignorant or were in a hurry and when they stop fast it flies backwards on your windshield blinding your field of vision instantly as they drive away laughing.

ThatJag-Off just got me with his Chicago luggage lazy bastard! Good thing I didn't wreck my car or it would of been his ass!

by Ol watchmen January 12, 2024

Luggage

Refers to former bag carrier Farrah Franklin. She left her luggage at the airport and Beyonce suggested that she should go get it and while Farrah insisted that it was no point. Luggage was in the group for 6 months after Letoya and Latvia was fired and decided to quit only to go back and bad mouth Beyonce. The bey hive now refer Farrah as the girl who carried Beyonce luggage, luggage girl, or simply just luggage.

Beyonce: You might go straight to the airport

Luggage: I don't have no luggage

Beyonce: its better for you to go home than to not have luggage

by sheesh!! September 11, 2023