Fresher's Lottery

The lottery that every first-year university student is entered into when they are randomly assigned flatmates for their first year of accomodation.

Dude, I totally won the Fresher's Lottery! Check out my smoking hot new flatmate!

by happynoj February 1, 2010

won the lottery

Winning only $1.50, when you could have won $1,000,000.

Person 1: Hey, look, I won the lottery!
Person 2: Congratulations, how much did you win?
Person 1: $1.50!
Person 2: ...

by LouBlu08 April 11, 2021

urinal lottery

When you're at a bar with your buddies and every time you take a piss you throw some change in the urinal and keep track of how much is in there until it disappears because someone dug it out.

Damn bro we we played urinal lottery last night and got $1.17 in the urinal before some sorry fucker dug it out of there.

by Annoi boi March 21, 2020

Urban Lottery

The process of a group of friends/colleagues/family members etc. to search for the meanings of their names on UrbanDictionary.com. The "winner" of the Urban Lottery is the one who's 1st definition is the most positive.

My friends and I were on UrbanDictionary.com and I won the Urban Lottery!

by The Stott April 4, 2010

Newfie Lottery

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.

Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!
Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!

by wopalicious July 13, 2009

Irish Lottery

Having sex without a condom or other form of birth control.

Colleen and Patrick have been playing the irish lottery and they may have hit the jackpot - she's two weeks late...

by donjuansw August 5, 2008

frenchfry lottery

Game best played at McDonald'd drive thru. It is the hope that when waiting in a crazy long line at a drive-thru that isn't moving AT ALL that they'll at least have fresh fries.

Today I was at Micky D's and the line wasn't moving at all. At least I was next in line. Turns out I hit the frenchfry lottery. SCORE!

Today at Burger King the line wrapped all the way around the building. I swear the line wasn't moving at all. I hit the frenchfry lotto, but somehow it still isn't as good as Micky D's.

by H-town91 September 24, 2012