Looted it

Is when an individual tells a story with unbelievable elements, related as if it were true and factual.

Yoo bro I just got signed to a record label they signed me for 100 billion. 100 billion? Nah boo you just looted it

by Lorde Looted November 22, 2023

Lostebing

A being that exists across multiple realities but belongs to none; present yet not fully real. Often used to describe someone who feels emotionally or spiritually detached, as if fading between existence and non-existence.

(Lostebing is an intentional neologism. While inspired by ‘lost being,’ its altered structure reflects the very essence of the word: a fragmented self, not whole, not exact; just like its spelling. Its form is its meaning.)

She wandered like a lostebing, half in this world, half elsewhere.

by SillyGoose.txt June 11, 2025

Green Listed

(adj.) The Government's list of everyone who owns a Medical Marijuana Card. Comparable with "Black Listing," it is feared people on this list will be persecuted in the future.

Dude 1-"Hey brah, did you get that medical marijuana card?"

Dude 2-"Nahhh player, i can't get green listed. i wanna get health insurance one day, and they don't insure stonerssss."

by jbob17 October 20, 2009

A-Listed

A person who buys expensive things one can't afford in order to gain acceptance by new coworkers. But instead is a douche.

Person 1: yo, Alex totally A-listed.
Person 2: bet he did it to impress Adam.

by ChanV.2 March 7, 2017

Bus-Listed

To be placed on a "no-fly list" by an airline for unruly or drunken behavior. Also known as Greyhounded.

"Dude, are you flying to Cancun with us? It'll be great!" "Nah, I got Bus-Listed by the airline after throwing a drink on that flight to Spring Break."

by Dugley May 25, 2021

White listed

A term once used in the adult film industry in regards to aspiring male performers who have a who premature ejaculation in their performances and are unable to maintain their erection after.

Don't think this guy can keep it up, I think he's gotta be White listed.

by m.cash January 28, 2022

Microshit Losedows

Microshit Microfuck Losedows/Winblows is the worst misoperating system on the face of the planet, forcing all their shit products onto people such as Visual Shitio and Edge.

Microshit mostly makes failed products, and the only products that succeed are ones they copied or bought from others and then used their monopoly powers to shove down our throats. This was the strategy of Shill Gates, continued by Shitya Nadella.

Microsoft Reams, Asszure, and Offuck are just some of their shit products.

Microshit Losedows keeps crashing, bugging out, forcing Edge (which tries to push payday loans on people) on me even when I set a different as default, keeps asking me to set it as default and pay for Offuck and Xcox Game Pass every time I have a forced update, and keeps trying to force me to use ZeroDrive.

You're forced to sign in to a Microshit account when setting up the PC and connect to a network (so if you don't have network or the drivers, you're screwed, and Winblows has worse native network drive support then Linux). There's the nonsensical CPU hogging widgets that nobody cares about and many other bullshit.

by HeWhoShantNotBeNamed July 31, 2023