loofah

a rare variety of tropical arabian horses used primarily in the transportation of illegal drugs and other goodies

Keith: How much do you feed your loofah? It's so fat!

by Bambi Robin September 13, 2008

loofah

The incorrect usage of the shower item known correctly as a "poof."

Also see loofa

"Try using your tongue during meetings. Its like a bath and a loofah all in one."
From: www.dilbert.com

by sproggle May 3, 2004

loofaslamed

to make drunk beyound all recognition;
to sit down with a fith o wiskey, and drink it.

I got loofaslamed last night

by kjuice October 1, 2008

Loofahdyke

When homosexual women scrub each other with sponges.

Like, oh my goodness. Katie just loofahdyked me and it was FABULOUS !

by rbreezy July 25, 2010

Loofya

"love you". Originates from the word "Loofah" - the fibrous bath sponge used to clean the body.

"I Loofya", simply, I love you. Especially relevant when taking a bath with someone you love.

by Lovegreenenergy October 15, 2010

Looferplump

A type of bathing equipment. Like a sponge or a loofah but its a bigger object you shower with. It’s performing the act of scrubbing or rubbing off on a plump girl AKA a fat girl. The act of looferplumping would be showering with a fat girl and using her as she’s soapy to scrub yourself.

Hey Ma, wanna join me in the shower tonight? U can Looferplump me as we get soapy (;

by Adrianjxyy February 20, 2020

Loofsaurus

An online name for the most amazing person on earth. If you are on discord and see anyone with this name then definitely slide into their DMs. They will be the most kind and wonderful person ever, and are almost always girls. Beautiful, smart, kind, and absolutely hilarious.

person 1: Bro im edating lmaooo

person 2: whats her name?

person 1: loofsaurus

person 2: no way dude you are so lucky dont let her go brotha man

person 1: ????????

by BlitztheFoxi May 22, 2023