Myspace Loser

People that have nothing better to do than write, talk and lie about themselves. The online epitome of selfishness. The domain of self-absorbed simpletons and expression of what is wrong with American youth - me me me look at me.

I have a myspace page look at it I'm a myspace loser!

by p!atd moron September 4, 2006

PT Loser

A Chrysler PT Cruiser that is "riced out". Meaning, ugly spoilers and wings, stickers, and a fart-can exhaust "system".

"Man, you see that piece of shit PT Loser over there?"

by m0n0lith March 10, 2004

lolerskates

An extended version of the acronym L.O.L. which expresses extreme laughter and appreciation of humor. This expression is usually only used on the internet, and is not intended for normal real conversation. Any person that uses such term in real conversation may subsequently be labeled as an asshole.

CyberFriend: Dude i just found some pix of Tom's grandma boarding a shortbus on 4chan!!!!

CyberKid: LOLERSKATES!!!!

by SealingPhan April 16, 2009

Loner boy

A Young musician from Ghana,Africa. His real name is Owusu Kelvin and he was born on 31st May,1999. He’s into hiphop/trap music and also with a little touch of RnB and he’s assumed to be one of the promising rappers that would rise from Africa.

I really enjoyed the perfect timing song that featured loner boy and his other Y.A.G team

by On the move September 15, 2019

lot loser

Noun. Derogatory slang for a car salesman; the lowest of all sales people.

I'd rather sell knife sets door-to-door than become a lot loser, I don't care how much money they say you can make in a fancy dealership.

by usmcBTC June 21, 2016

loser lot

the parking lot, or section of parking lot, that is farthest away from the driver's place of employment or other (for example: shopping) destination
the loser lot is where you park when all the good, aka close, spots have been taken

Employee: The worst part about being late for work was parking in the loser lot. I had to walk, like, a mile from my car to get to the building.

Shopper: Damn, this mall is crowded; No wonder we had to park in the loser lot!

by creaternity May 23, 2006

loser lunge

When all players are aligned in a circle and they play footbag (hacky-sack), a loser lunge occurs when a player kicks the footbag into the middle, without a definite player as the target. What ensues is that one or more players will try to lunge for the hacky sack in the middle and usually miss. All the players that lunged for it and missed will have done a loser lunge.

Ryan is famous for his loser lunges.

Don't just kick the footbag randomly, or else it will go to the middle and someone will do a loser lunge.

by Stephen Ting July 24, 2006