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locker talk 

Where men usually say sexist things about women.
locker talk by MsytiWolf November 29, 2016

Locker Bomb 

The act of completely covering a friends locker or desk with happy birthday signs.
bob: whoa bro what happened to your locker?
jim: idk
george: you just got locker bombed!
Locker Bomb by bobjimgeorge November 30, 2011

Locker Guy 

He's amazingly attractive. Has a great smile, a sexy body, and great eyes. Makes you laugh when you really need it. He is very caring and has many, MANY talents (;
He's the best friend of all the athletes and definitely knows how to treat a girl. Makes you feel complete and wanted. Knows what to say when you're having a rough day
P.s. if you know a locker guy, and don't talk to him, you're missing out on the greatest opportunity the world has to offer, so i suggest you get to know that sexy beast!
Damn that guy is sexy, must be the locker guy of my life (:
i love my locker guy (:
Locker Guy by locker girl(; November 20, 2012

Locker Mooch 

The person in your group of friends who uses other peoples' lockers constantly and never their own.
Sean: Dude, is all this shit yours?
John: No man, it's Cadens'. God, that guy is such a fucking locker mooch.
Locker Mooch by 1_2_3_NYOOM May 6, 2014

Locker Jenga 

The act of trying to retrieve something from a messy locker without pulling everything out
Tom was late to class because he was playing locker Jenga; while trying to retrieve his chemistry book, Toms many supplies toppled out on top of him .

Person 1: "wow kelly you need to clean out your locker!"
Kelly: "why, everything fits in here?"
Person 1: you don't want to play locker Jenga now do you?
Locker Jenga by EnigmaticEros April 10, 2015

locker shelf 

Another phrase for "Her rack"
That girls locker shelf is on point! Look at them boobs!
locker shelf by Fartdooder January 23, 2017