loaf

wen u ask a bitch to give u dome-piece(head)

let me get some loaf grl

by lance May 13, 2005

LOAF

To love.
I love.

When I was younger I didn't say 'I love you mummy' I used to say 'I LOAF you mummay.'
So thats where it came from. lol.

I love you becomes

"LOAF YOU!"

by Flo October 10, 2006

Loaf

to fucking shred

i loafed today with the boys

by laofdacity March 3, 2011

Loaf

A woman's vagina and clitoris, can be changed to:
crusty loaf: a dry vagina,
White loaf: A white woman's vagina,
wholemeal loaf: A black woman's vagina

I munched on that loaf

by 7-aint-so-cool August 27, 2011

loaf

(vb.) to jizzm

Dude, you loafed in his mouth!

by Ryoga Masaki June 2, 2003

Loaf

Money is called bread. So a loaf is a big stack of money.

I keep a loaf in my pocket

by Gfm Ev March 6, 2009

loaf

an incredibly dull person, can also
mean pathetic, loony, out of fashion,
silly, outrageously weird...derives
from the word 'penny loafers' which
are cruddy old people shoes that your
grandparents picked up a pair from the
drugstore.

Goddamn I'm dressed like a complete loaf
today!

by hotdogsforall February 21, 2009