lmao

Lick My Ass Opening

johnny : i just tooked a poop!

sarah : yeah?

johnny : lick my ass opening! (lmao)

by PoopJizz June 10, 2009

lmao

leave me alone!okay?

m: what's lmao?
j: leave me alone okay?!

by ockcok May 06, 2008

lmao

A slang word meaning lame or lam-o.

-Hey Bob do you have a toothbrush?
-No way!
-You are such a lmao!

by Matt the tutor November 14, 2006

LMAO

L- Laughing
M- My
A- Ass
O- Off

Usually used when someone says something funny online/in a text.

Person 1: LOL, earlier Joey fell off his skateboard in the middle of a kickflip, and yet he claims he would've been able to do it.
Person 2: LMAO, that dumbass can't even ollie.

by wublovah3000 June 27, 2015

Lmao

It usually means Laughing My Ass Off but if your a depressed little child like me then maybe for you it will mean, Laughing My Anxiety Off

Rebecca: Haha, lmao.

Jessica: *confused* so are you laughing, or just depressed?

by I.make.weird.definitions January 23, 2019

LMAO

Somehow LMAO has gone from "Laughing My Ass Off" to a shorthand way of saying "Wow everything is so overwhelming and I just want to die."

"He told me I was pathetic, LMAO jokes on him because I actually am."

by charleigh April 17, 2015

LMAO

Lick My Ass Onii-Chan

Uwu can u please lmao

by UwU UwU UwU August 25, 2019