Lurking Lingerer

A person who stalks or makes another person feel uncomfortable by there mere presence in a room

Man i was at starbucks again and that asian barista was being a lurking lingerer again, she mad me so uncomfortable i left the store without my coffee.

by Dan The Dish June 25, 2010

Poot-linger

(noun)1. Flatulence; specifically flatulence that tends to settle in one area or space for a length of time; a poot that hangs in the air-2 see also fart-chamber and Smokey Potey;
(Verb)1. To poot resulting in a lingering smell;
fart;pass gass;
The act of passing gas potentially capable of the initial external phase of poterlingenesis known as Pootlingation.

- "I hate when a poot-linger stinks for this many hours."

- "Cherie should be banned from Taco-Taco Tuesday Tacos at work, the whole building reeked for days, Lary."

"I still have Smokey Potey burns on my skin a month later..."

"Yeah, you said that right, it was more than your run-of-the mill poot-linger"
- A less severe gaseous dwelling than a standard poot-linger which emits from an anus and persists

"OMG - Did that n***a just pootlinger!? RUN!"

by WorderWordington August 10, 2022

Fear Linger

That feeling you get when you just got done with a sweaty dump session and you have to go back in for round two.

That curry chimichanga had be fear linger all day

by Tink-R Certified November 7, 2018

Linger lurk

A person who can not tell when they are not wanted. A linger lurk may not be wanted at a Certain please or at a certain time or around certain people a linger lurk can go as far as a person who may not be want romantically nevertheless they are not wanted

Becky just go home you linger lurk it’s four in the morning and my girls going to be home like right now so you got to go because I never said your ass was going to stay the night did I ?

by Tethedonn March 27, 2022

lingerer

1. The sneeze that you always feel that tickles, and you make an entire 'sneezing' face but it doesn't come out so you have to repeat the process several times before it says 'Fuck this.' and finally gets out.

'If there's one thing I hate more than ads, it's lingerers.'

by fucking dick November 14, 2014

Lingering Betty

A thick, heavy fart that can be smelled long after it’s been released.

I farted like 10 minutes ago but I just left the room and came back and it still smells like shit in here, that must have been a lingering Betty.

by Huntybobunty February 4, 2025

Linger

Short for malinger, someone who fakes an injury, prolongs an injury or injures themselves to avoid work - mostly used with armed forces

PTE Jones hasn't worked in months, all he did was jar his finger

Yeah he's a fucking linger

by Shshehbrkdhwma December 28, 2019