marriage license

A death certificate.

When i got married i recieved a marriage license.

by jake bilings May 8, 2010

Fartistic License

When the result of a potentially objectionable wind break is justified on artistic grounds.

"JOHN, you farted during the wedding!!!"

"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."

by backotruck November 2, 2011

autistic license

Using a genuine diagnosis of autism, or the pretext of being autistic, to be excused from behavior considered socially unacceptable.

Most people would be expelled for shitting on the cafeteria floor, but he got off with a mere suspension by using his autistic license.

by Erik9000 September 4, 2018

trash with license

Microsoft Windows. You pay for trash.

p1: yo what os you have?
p2: trash with license, why?
p1: get Linux, its much better

by Tarballwalf September 28, 2019

Orange County License Plate

A tattoo on the small of a woman's back. Though now commonplace all over, a high rate of sightings occur in and around Newport Beach and throughout California's Orange County (aka OC License Plate).

Lydia was at the beach today in a new bikini. She was sporting an Orange County License Plate.

by James Simmons May 24, 2006

"Do you have a license for that lawn mower?"

A phrase used by a homo sexual or gay man to ask another man if they are gay and would like to get it on with them.

The other man will either respond with, "Yes i have a liscene for my lawn mower, indicating that yes, they are gay and want to get it on, or no, that they do not have a licsense for their lawn mower, indicating that they are straight.

"Do you have a license for that lawn mower?"

No!

by Word Master123 August 25, 2006

Autocorrect license

A reader understanding the meaning of words in a text message despite autocorrect having changed them from what the sender intended, precluding the need for clarification.

There's no need to send another text saying

"*fucking" Mike, I know and give autocorrect license when you say "my ducking brother is late again"

by HandsomeHair June 4, 2015