Grumpy Librarian

When your taking a dump and midway through your push, as your dropping your kids off a loud fart whisper escapes to quiet your loud grunting and pushing.

Jacob ran to the bathroom in a number 2 emergency, he sat down and gave a hard push with a manly grunt that was silenced by the grumpy librarian.

by Carlofduty March 30, 2019

Library card

A metaphorical card that one loses upon engaging in sexual intercourse in the library.

Kate took John's library card in the stacks last night!

by lbeesntdeirx February 19, 2013

Libba'd

A state of immense intoxication to the degree of looking or acting like AFL footballer Tom Liberatore

'Oi boys let's get f**king libba'd tonight!'
'I heard Jack got libba'd last night'

by C.Cronin October 17, 2016

librado

The loyalist boy you will know, honest, respectful, kind , sweet and also someone that will not break a girls heart.

Librado is a loyal boy.

by Librado January 18, 2018

Naughty Librarian

Hot ass chick that wears glasses. Usually defined as a woman that bears a hint of innocence to her look, but is without a doubt hotter than "MAGMA"

Jules, the love of my life is a naughty librarian.

by Mattyboyee June 2, 2003

libatious

With lots of celebratory drinking; full of libations

The band was formed by a bunch of friends during a libatious evening at a music festival.

by Uncle Yendor November 28, 2011

Sexy Librarian

A girl who's the best catch around. Sexy, gorgeous, smart. A renaissance girl who is wanted by every guy.

Damn, Sharon sure is a Sexy Librarian.

by sirslappy69 June 3, 2011