Fantail Liberty

The act of fooling yourself into thinking you've had a great time at port whithout actually leaving the ship.

Step 1 : At at the fantail of the ship, toss $100.00 overboard.

Step 2 : Drag your dick across non-skid deck.

Step 3 : Bang your head against bulkhead until you pass out.

Step 4 : Wake up out of $100.00, sore dick, terrible headache, and you'll think you had a blast on liberty!

-Fantail Liberty

by BlackCancer October 23, 2009

Eyeball liberty

Navy term which typically describes looking at hot/attractive girls. The act of going someplace to look at the opposite sex, such as a strip club.

Me: Looking to get some eyeball liberty tonight.
Him: In that case, let's hit up Hooters.

by Olivia Pope February 16, 2015

Liberty Bell

The Liberty Bell is a lewd sex act in which a male spreads his legs while standing and squats down just bit. While squatting, he then holds and raises his penis, leaving his testicles dangling free. A woman then lies down underneath and inserts the entire testicle sack into her mouth, shaking her head from side to side much like ringing a bell. Ideally, the woman performs this act with such aggression that crack(s) can form at the corners of her mouth, much like the cracked Liberty Bell.

Man, Garth hooked up with some dumb ho last night. Dumb bitch got so drunk she gave Garth a liberty bell.

by Curits October 30, 2008

Liberty Prime

A 40ft, Invincible robot who hates communism, but he loves democracy.

Liberty prime: *sees communist*
Liberty peime: Mission: the destruction of any Chinese communists.

by NumShotBoi December 3, 2018

liberty spike

to spike (ones) hair into several tall peaks, like the statue of liberty, by use of gell or wax

"wow joel your hair looks awesome liberty spiked!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

Liberty Slap

Not to be confused with PIMP SLAP/ Pimp Smack

The slap that induces/allows freedom.

The moments after a Liberty Slap are filled with great magnificence and patriotism.

Normally covered with loud shouting to hide the fact that said slap was a liberty slap.

Known fans of liberty slap,

GI JOE, SALT, CAPTAIN AMERICA , JAMES BOND , Charlies Angels and other movies where the guy/girl gets tied up and breaks free later

At the end of the movie SALT, when the black guy was on the helicopter with Angelina Jolie and she was handcuffed, the black guy gave her a Liberty Slap and her handcuffs were undone. In the spur of the moment, Angelina Jolie was able to rip open the helicopter door and fall around a 100 feet into a icy cold water, swim ashore and run out of the camera's field of vision.

Guy 1: Shit man, my bitch ran away yesterday.
Guy 2: Well, maybe if you didn't Liberty Smack her she would still be here.
Guy 1: Naw man, she mixed up the Pimp smack with the Liberty Slap

by Yourmumlah August 22, 2010

Friday liberties

Set of rules which states it is okay to leave work early on a Friday.

Man, is it 12:00 yet? I'm ready to take my Friday liberties.

by Pmosis Jones February 21, 2009