(noun): The seemingly uncontrolable impulse a person has to outdo or "one up" another person. Typically seen when a person tells of some past experience and before finishing their story the "liaggerator " interupts with a similar story; which is mostly fictional and not confined to the laws of reality in order to diminish the experience of others and elevate their own sense of accomplishment.
Kevin: Once I jumped off of a 30ft. waterfall while on...
Stanley: Oh, one time I dove off of a 100ft. waterfall to save a guy from drowning. He was taking pictures by the edge and slipped an went over the falls. I had to free dive about 45ft. down at the base of the falls in order to pull the guy to the surface.
Kevin: You are such a liaggerator.
Stanley: Oh, one time I dove off of a 100ft. waterfall to save a guy from drowning. He was taking pictures by the edge and slipped an went over the falls. I had to free dive about 45ft. down at the base of the falls in order to pull the guy to the surface.
Kevin: You are such a liaggerator.
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Get the liaggerator mug.Apparently, it's fine to say February as "Febuary" and surprise as "suprise," but when you say library as "libary," you're apparently an idiot!?!?! The process of dropping one of the rs in all three of these words is called dissimilation. I guess having two r sounds in one word is weird, so we sometimes change it. It's kinda like how Spanish speakers call a tree an "árbol" even though it's from the Latin word "arborem." Even the pretentious, judgy assholes at the Real Academia Española regard árbol as correct. Why are "febuary," "suprise," and "árbol" okay but "libary" isn't?
Annoying Idiot: Umm... actually, it's libRary not libary. Now excuse me while I go plan a suprise party for the coronel (colonel). His birthday is Febuary 7th.
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Get the libary mug.1. Prounounced "Lieb-rage"; Noun. An intense feeling of anger and hopelessness experienced during a prolonged stay in a library. The issue is usually on of trivial importance, but the isolating environment of a library makes the anger more acute.
Person 1: Did you see that hateful e-mail John Doe sent out to fifty people?
Person 2: Don't worry; John Doe was in the library writing a seminar paper. He was probably just experiencing librage.
Person 1: Well, that's a relief.
Person 2: Don't worry; John Doe was in the library writing a seminar paper. He was probably just experiencing librage.
Person 1: Well, that's a relief.
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She gave him a linager last night
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