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craigavon lakes

a beautiful set of 'balancing' lakes built as part of the development of the new town of craigavon.usually referred to simply as the lakes.surrounded by acres of parkland.
main attractions include
1.fishing for dead fish and toilet seats
2.swimming in heavily polluted water thereby growing another arm as a result
3.drinking and graffitti under the numerous lovely bridges
4.for kids aged 5 and over,bricking passing trains
5.watching all the people that actually work and have jobs powerwalk to keep fit
6.watersports centre is out of bounds due to radioactive contamination
7.tannaghmore animal farm,and if you visit the park at night you can witness the antics of derrymacash youths who cant hold their drink
8.and finally,rushmere shopping centre is very close to hand,as is legahory which sells a wide selection of your favorite class A,B and C drugs.

enjoy!
man:"wana walk around craigavon lakes love?"
wife:"nah cos we might be ate by the zombie"
by Kunstable January 18, 2007
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Lamest

A level of lame that only few can achieve
Wow I thought I was lame that guy is the lamest
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Lamestreamer

Posers who like something because they think it's cool, or to be "part of the crowd". Lamestreamers are the ones who find out about "cool new music".
I'm always fearful of "lamestreamers" liking my favorite bands. Kings of Leon, Vampire Weekend ARE Lamestream. They are the poster children for Lamestream-ness. Please don't start liking Washed Out.
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Highland Lakes

H.L.- a place so tough and notorious that even the most brutal convicts can't roll without a partner, a place where some residents use the phrase "I ain't no bitch", either because they are saying yes to something or stating the obvious, a place where poonflap is an acceptable insult, and we only accept drinks that are "ice mothafuckin cold", a place where we ride bears to get around...to be continued
"Yo bro the other day i was cruisin through Highland Lakes on my bear, when i got in a crash with another car, and the next thing i knew i was tied up by some o.g. courts ballas at the courts!"
by The Block Dragon July 29, 2009
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lamestar

1. To be so lame you're popular for it.

2. Being such a lame that its funny.
Girl #1: I think we should all wear the same outfit to school tomorrow.

Girl #2: Hell no! Who does that shit anymore? You know what? Youse a fuckin lamestar for dat one!
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Franklin Lakes

A small town with a bunch of rich assholes. Kids get bmws and mercedes and their crash car. They always compare how much money they have and think wycoff kids are wannabes. Parents will spend more money on their childs bar mitzvah then most spend on their wedding. They always have to prove they are wealthier. Families have a pool that they don't maintain them selves, but hire a mexican to do the hard labor for them. Their pool house is bigger then most houses in the world. You hang out at uncle louis after school and flip water bottles on the sign. You belong to itc and don't even know what shadow lake is. You don't care how much money you spend at the snack bar at itc because you don't car. You havent been to lets yo in 3 years. You go on a vacation every break and fly first class to stay at a 5 star resort. You've been prunked. You don't go to the chinese place in town and you are pissed that the barber shop in town closed. You have a cleaning lady that you don't know her name and you have a nanny to watch your children. You always go out to eat dinner. You start dating in 4th grade. You parents dont care about your grades or future. You have a ski pass to campgaw. You also have a membership to itc and never go there since you went away for the summer. You skipped class in middle school to go to mr colons class. You secretly hid your phone and felt like a bad ass. You call the teachers by their first name. You watch porn at a young age. You think you are on top of the world
Those Franklin Lakes hoes are bragging about their money.
by georgeofthenorth January 24, 2017
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who creased your laces

When someone is in a bad mood; similar to "did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?"
Why are you so angry? Who creased your laces?
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