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kumquat kaiser

A shitsprayed, tiny featured, tactless assfruit head of state with a facial cloaca. About as likely to keep the American people safe as Wilhelm the Second did in Germany, by precipitating World War III through incompetence via some reach around backdoor deal.
All hail the kumquat kaiser, listen carefully for his words can barely escape his tiny mouth and will damn all to oblivion
by atwatofgingers February 14, 2017
mugGet the kumquat kaisermug.

kumquats

Your testicles.
I haven't biked since the trauma of hitting my kumquats on the frame.

Natalie's kumquats were burned with a bunch of medical waste post-op.
by NegativeReferral May 24, 2025
mugGet the kumquatsmug.

Kumquat

A TH I C C. B O I I. Who has other redeeming quality other than attractiveness
“I only date kumquats
by n word f word July 7, 2018
mugGet the Kumquatmug.

kumquat

a little boy who needs to come get his juice
hey yo kumquat come get yo juice
mugGet the kumquatmug.

Kumquat squat

when you squat and cum,piss, and shit over you partners penis and moan all at the time
man sally over there gave me a nice Kumquat squat a few mins ago
by measpinner2647 August 21, 2016
mugGet the Kumquat squatmug.

Kumquat

Kumquat Is a nickname of a boy named “Ryan” that a group that called themselves “knarp” gave to this boy
Ryan the kumquat is currently on a mission
by Tw.nograpes March 19, 2021
mugGet the Kumquatmug.

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