A shitsprayed, tiny featured, tactless assfruit head of state with a facial cloaca. About as likely to keep the American people safe as Wilhelm the Second did in Germany, by precipitating World War III through incompetence via some reach around backdoor deal.
All hail the kumquat kaiser, listen carefully for his words can barely escape his tiny mouth and will damn all to oblivion
by atwatofgingers February 14, 2017

Your testicles.
I haven't biked since the trauma of hitting my kumquats on the frame.
Natalie's kumquats were burned with a bunch of medical waste post-op.
Natalie's kumquats were burned with a bunch of medical waste post-op.
by NegativeReferral May 24, 2025

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by measpinner2647 August 21, 2016

Kumquat Is a nickname of a boy named “Ryan” that a group that called themselves “knarp” gave to this boy
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