pls kill me

the thing you say when you've heard a really bad joke
Example: Bob-How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Benny-Oh god pls kill me
by yeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetYEET October 15, 2019
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<.7.9.7.6.>Individuals Are going To Get Killed Interrupting Me Through Sincerity<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Individuals Are going To Get Killed Interrupting Me Through Sincerity<.7.9.7.6.>
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<.7.9.7.6.>If YOu Believe Retracing My Words Can Kill Me then do so, Cowards<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>If YOu Believe Retracing My Words Can Kill Me then do so, Cowards<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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Kill me karaoke

At a party or karaoke bar and when the person,is so talentless and you feel like your ears are bleeding;because it's so unbearable.
"Terrible singing at parties,sororities,fraternities and birthday parties".This is a real kill me karaoke moment.
by Kitty Minx June 26, 2018
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Killing Me

That is not what is killing me Chris.
Hym "What's killing me is your refusal to give me the credit I deserve for creating AI and you are DOING THAT DELIBERATELY, YOUTUBE FUCK. You wanted me thumbing my nose at you to have consequences AND IT DID, but not in the direction you would have liked and now that the bodies are starting to pile up (just as I said they would) you are desperately trying to collude and stall for as long as possible in the hopes that I will die before I get the chance to speak out about what YOU HAVE BEEN DOING. Because Suchir only dies if no one else tells the truth with him. The weaponized schizophrenia only works as long as no one acknowledges that it's happening. You are killing me Chris. This tooth infection is the Naruto-Assisted Rasengan Boruto uses to kill that villain from season 1 you and the rest of the YouTube fucks are are using to kill me. You killed Suchir. You killed everyone who has been affected by the thing that is affecting me. And all because I was right about being better than all of you. I am better than you and you are 'pretending I'm not-ing' me to death. You fucking midget bitch."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2025
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kill me dead

retro: he just kill me dead
me:what?
by painallha December 8, 2023
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Kill me

Kill me is a phrase used usually in situations where the user is in a hard place or a tough time. he will usually use this word to tell someone that he hates what is going on and he feels sick, annoyed, frustrated etc.

So for the humorless people that think its a sign he might want to commit dying, it not, its just a way to describe your emotions of such situations.
Dude 1: hey, man we have a test today that's like 30% of our grade
Dude 2: yo, kill me, like why would our teacher to that to us??
teacher: fuck you kid, im here to ruin lives, get rekt ez gg
by Pussydetroyer101 October 22, 2020
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