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Khaled

A guy who will let you stick anything you want up his ass except your dick cuz "No man, I'm not gay".
Khaled is such a closet-Tenor. I'm just gonna suggest he find a chick to peg him. (See: "Tenor", short definition).
by BassB2 September 29, 2021
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dj khaled

we da best music
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DJ KHALED

best DJ ever. It means good or amazing
by Candice man July 22, 2021
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Hussein Khaled

The man, the myth, the legend. This individual is undoubtedly one of the most epic gifted egyptians. Teacher in a college, Online classes giver and one of the most popular physicians in om el donia (egypt) If you take lessons with this man, you're leaving your exams with nothing less than a fullmark. 7arfeyan nikola tesla w albert einstein 5ayfeen men el ragel da.
person 1: "howa meen da ele beydares physics kwayes awi??? ana gebt fullmark wana aslan ahbal wa7ed a3rafo"
person 2: "da Hussein Khaled, ezay tkoon mesh 3rfo asasan"
by average masri January 12, 2025
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Khaled

To fail so hard, so publicly, and so repeatedly that it becomes legendary in its own right.

Origin: Based on the time DJ Khaled got booed off stage after failing 14 times to hype up the crowd, "Khaleding" became the go-to term for moments where you fail so badly, it’s almost impressive.
"Tried to ask her out three times, but each time I made it more awkward. I totally Khaled that."

"Tried to start the meeting with a joke, but no one laughed. Yeah, I just Khaled that."

"Went for a perfect Instagram selfie but dropped my phone in the toilet. 100% Khaled."
by whereisnorth July 11, 2025
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