Kettle boy

This is icy-hot Shoto Todoroki icy hunk
He had boiling water poured on his left eye by his own mother 🥲
by Weeb.weeb.bungee gum February 07, 2021
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Kettle River

A boonie town in Minnesota about an hour away from Duluth. The population is even because for every illegitimate child born a man leaves.
"I'm from Kettle River" "Wanna know why the population is 180...?"
by Anon_Bitch January 08, 2015
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cum kettle

Gonna go drink a cum kettle be right back
by CoomLord69__ March 31, 2021
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Kettle playz

He’s a really cool guy he like encanto probably gay for Bruno hes a road man 🤡🔪
Omg have you seen kettle playz?
He’s so cool hounds army suck !
by peter groomerfish February 17, 2022
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Kettle face

Kettle face-The Results of a kettle attack. The Face is so battered it resembles the print of a kettle.

Youve been kettled.
He was smacked with that kettle, hes got a kettle face.
by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009
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Kettle Nonce

When someone who has a massive head cant hold the weight of it up when running.
Hahaha! Seen him running the kettle nonce! Cant carry his head bless him.
by Coops12345 June 29, 2017
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kettle iron

The gungy material found around the genetalia of girls who don't subscribe to the theory of personal hygiene. Bears an uncanny resemblance to limescale that forms in the bottom of a kettle - hence kettle iron. See also, fanny batter
Bob was about to tuck into a tasy fish supper, when he noticed Jayne's kettle iron
by Mista O August 07, 2006
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