kazoo

loudthing that make sound aaaaaaaaa
by The All-knowing Bug. January 05, 2022
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Playing Kazoo

Playing Kazoo is another term for being gay. It is just like, "coming out of the closet" but better. And no, it is not, "playing THE kazoo" it is just, "playing kazoo"
"I played kazoo last night?"

"The instrument?"

"No. I was playing kazoo"

"Ah, so you're gay"

"Yeah"
by Musical_Doodle May 23, 2017
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Kazoo Kazoo

The sound of a heavy machine gun charging/firing.
by opinionatedash July 30, 2023
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bum kazoo

The act of placing a layer of cling-film over your anus and expelling gas to create the effect of a kazoo.
My German friend plays a mean bum kazoo!
by ZastinLD February 11, 2016
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Lamb skin kazoo

A sex act where one partner inflates the others foreskin like a balloon and then pinches the ends and forces the air out making a squeaky sound.
Dude, I totally got that chick to give me a lamb skin kazoo last night.
by The Space Pope May 06, 2018
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Bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop

Some females would wear a bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around their head while juggling chainsaws and playing an accordian to keep from getting ignored.
The one that came in wasted with the bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around her head got mad when they wouldn't give her the chainsaws to juggle since they didn't want to be responsible for her injuries if she fucked up.
by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021
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backup kazoo

in the instance where your main kazoo is out of service or stollen, it is useful to have a backup kazoo on hand.
-“i have stollen your main kazoo
-“this is of no consequence to me as i have in my possession, a backup kazoo”
by xX_brad_Xx November 21, 2021
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