An unknown creature that takes a humanoid form, this creature has similar properties of what one would apply to "Batman" in the fact that it usually wears black, fights crime and has an incredible voice. Some people even think that it may be Death himself. This creature usually dwells on the planet earth and only one can be alive at one time. These creatures are not only bad ass heroes, but they can also use immense powers of unimaginable destruction and can even go as far as to control the space-time continuum, letting them skip across worlds and dimensions with ease. This creature, sighted only once and recorded many times throughout history called itself by one thing. Josh.
In a collapsed tomb in ancient Egypt, the hieroglyphs on the wall once told of a being of darkness bringing an evil emperors rule to an end.
After world war II a journal was recovered and instantly hidden by the CIA as inside was recordings of people being saved by the "dark angel, Josh"
After world war II a journal was recovered and instantly hidden by the CIA as inside was recordings of people being saved by the "dark angel, Josh"
by PitchBlack March 19, 2013
by Robloxlord7627282 October 24, 2018
When someone makes a ridiculous claim (usually about sports) and a buddy tries to get that person to bet on said ridiculous claim to screw them out of money.
Guy 1: Aaron Rogers is so good! I bet he throws 100 touchdowns this year!
Guy 2: No way! I bet you $100 he doesn't!
Guy 3: Man Guy 1... Guy 2 totally Joshed you!!!
Guy 2: No way! I bet you $100 he doesn't!
Guy 3: Man Guy 1... Guy 2 totally Joshed you!!!
by NorsemanMN January 04, 2015
Guy1: Dude that girl was so fucking hot, I Joshed all over myself.
Guy2: I know! Same here man!
Girl overhearing convo: EWWW
Guy2: I know! Same here man!
Girl overhearing convo: EWWW
by TheNoTouchyCummer October 12, 2009
"Josh? Josh? JOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH"
by Bunta86 November 29, 2018
When a girl has sex with a guy named josh, she is said to have a joshful. Josh's are usually well-endowed so this is a feat.
E.g.
Carolina: OMG Sally I had a joshful last night
Sally: NO WAY. I had a joshful too!
Jerry: I had a joshful too! I hope we didn't all have the same josh!
Carolina: OMG Sally I had a joshful last night
Sally: NO WAY. I had a joshful too!
Jerry: I had a joshful too! I hope we didn't all have the same josh!
by SamKessler December 15, 2014
He is an amazing, loyal, hot, caring, and loving friend. No one can compare to Josh. He will make you feel great. Hes the black boy with white skin. he gotta big dick. hes hot and treat his ladies with love. He's funny and he always knows how to make you laugh when you're feeling down. He's special and irreplaceable. The world has nothing to compare with this life changing human being. When you start to know him. . . you will immediately fall head over heels in love with him. Some people may think different of him but they must obviously be blind to not see the perfection of this incredible person you call Josh. He teaches people to love. The reason for that is because you will automatically fall in love with him and there's no way of falling out. He is truly inspiring. He would be the person in your life worth dying for. A star in the sky cannot compare to thee nor the moon because he is brighter than the sun in which helps us see and brighten our days. Prepare yourself to be amazed if you have not already because when you meet josh... your life will have more purpose than it ever had before. Josh is mindblowing so prepare for the incredible wind.
When I met Josh I had become so in love. Josh is so bright he will practically blind your eyes. Don't take him for grantite. You will be a wreck without him.
by Aniyahh456 February 20, 2018