Josh

The owner and God of roblox

Person 1: Josh is the owner of roblox
Person 2: yeah right

by Robloxlord7627282 October 23, 2018

Joshed

When someone makes a ridiculous claim (usually about sports) and a buddy tries to get that person to bet on said ridiculous claim to screw them out of money.

Guy 1: Aaron Rogers is so good! I bet he throws 100 touchdowns this year!
Guy 2: No way! I bet you $100 he doesn't!
Guy 3: Man Guy 1... Guy 2 totally Joshed you!!!

by NorsemanMN January 4, 2015

Joshed

When you cum without touching yourself...

Guy1: Dude that girl was so fucking hot, I Joshed all over myself.

Guy2: I know! Same here man!

Girl overhearing convo: EWWW

by TheNoTouchyCummer October 12, 2009

Josh

Absolute mad lad. Probably the second coming of Christ.

"Josh? Josh? JOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH"

by Bunta86 November 29, 2018

joshful

When a girl has sex with a guy named josh, she is said to have a joshful. Josh's are usually well-endowed so this is a feat.

E.g.

Carolina: OMG Sally I had a joshful last night
Sally: NO WAY. I had a joshful too!
Jerry: I had a joshful too! I hope we didn't all have the same josh!

by SamKessler December 14, 2014

Josh

He is an amazing, loyal, hot, caring, and loving friend. No one can compare to Josh. He will make you feel great. Hes the black boy with white skin. he gotta big dick. hes hot and treat his ladies with love. He's funny and he always knows how to make you laugh when you're feeling down. He's special and irreplaceable. The world has nothing to compare with this life changing human being. When you start to know him. . . you will immediately fall head over heels in love with him. Some people may think different of him but they must obviously be blind to not see the perfection of this incredible person you call Josh. He teaches people to love. The reason for that is because you will automatically fall in love with him and there's no way of falling out. He is truly inspiring. He would be the person in your life worth dying for. A star in the sky cannot compare to thee nor the moon because he is brighter than the sun in which helps us see and brighten our days. Prepare yourself to be amazed if you have not already because when you meet josh... your life will have more purpose than it ever had before. Josh is mindblowing so prepare for the incredible wind.

When I met Josh I had become so in love. Josh is so bright he will practically blind your eyes. Don't take him for grantite. You will be a wreck without him.

by Aniyahh456 February 20, 2018

Joshing

Making a simple, inoffensive joke that nevertheless somehow hurts a friend's feelings.

"That was a low, back-handed blow there, mate."
"I was just joshing you. Don't take it to heart."

by Mortechant March 7, 2015