Jorgen

A Jorgen is someone who is chatty as hell and gives no fucks.

He knows philosophy well which is a bad thing. His philosophical knowledge will make you doubt your entire existence and put you into a vegetative state.

His inability to sleep until 3am ruins his friend’s sleep schedules but somehow he can survive that way every night.

Jorgen is in a screamo emo band and has full sleeve tattoos - probably one with a goat too.
He likes to dress quirky by wearing different colored socks and shoes, leading to others calling him unprofessional.
Although he loves his wife and cats, he is a also a huge cunt. The cuntiest cunt if you ever did meet one.

Overall: A great friend - but a huge bitch snake.

Paige: Did you hear that Jorgen’s lecture on simulations put Dan into a coma?

Brookelyn: Yeah he’s such a cunting bitch snake.

by mackdaddydragon April 1, 2022

Jorgen

He is a guy who is very cool and the best overall. He suffers from depression but he is not anymore. He has found out that he is a Giga-Chad and is a Protato. He is cracked at Fortnite. He is one of three king of Potatopia.

adhvik: "Jorgen is so cool"
Jayden Yeow: " I know, right?"
Andrew Lin: "He is the best."
Ice Age Falcon101: "He is cracked at fortnite my guy."

by Giga-Protato King of Potatopia October 6, 2022

Jorgen Justification

To Justify an action based on the person's personality.

After knowing a person's previous doings as an expectation to justify an action.

Most typically used in arguments, phrases, or jokes (Most likely jokes)

"Why'd he have to beat me up? :("
"Because he's John"
"Oh don't use the Jorgen Justification on me, you're better than that."

by TrotterMorp April 16, 2023

Jorgensteins

A cleaners that usually is on the end of a strip mall, and always send their alterations to a third party

“I need to bring my new pants to the Jorgensteins so that they can get hemmed.”
“I would recommend it but it takes around two weeks for their alterations to come around.”

by Saltypog2007 April 25, 2025

Wolfshire Jourgensburg

Known as one of the classiest sought after breed of dogs in the known universe, the Wolfshire Jourgensburg is a fluffy dog of stought posture with many features of the african mountain dogs of the 17th century

Guy 1: dude wtf is that over there?!

Guy 2: thats my rich uncles wolfshire jourgensburg!!!

by Dogthebootyhunter August 29, 2018

Julia Jorgenson

Julia Jorgenson is a proud dutch ethnonationalist and soccer mum. 54 years young. Lingering clamydia but that dosnt stop her from having fun! She has an ongoing feud with Roselands Coles after she was viciously attacked by a rouge trolley in the parking lot. Her traumatic expereince with the self checkout machine has changed and hardnered her as a person after she was threstened in morse code to by 13 pineapples. she dosnt even like pineapples. Her dog Poochina (pronouched poo-china) was was crop-dustred by leanah and herocily saved by julia before her ineveitable culinary demise at eastwood shopping center. Julia loves her goop egg and prefers it unwashed and marinated in her essence. Julia experienced head trauma after the Roselands Coles doors refused to open for her on the bias that she was Dutch. Julia loves her vape and hates pronouns. Her icons include, Patrick, Woolworths shoping center, and Goob (also known as the prestegious Blowler Hat Guy). Shes a total crackhead and we cant take her anywhere. After her catastrophicly disturbing confrontation at Roselands Coles shes vouled so that all disadvantaged youths can have access to SPECIFICALLY left handed spatulars. she started a charity, so far they've raised 75 cents ,11 spatulars and a bowling coupon. Congradulations julia, we could all learn somthing from you, Live Laugh Lice.

jarvis: Did you see how Julia Jorgenson stood up to that trolley
Ciara: Yeah shes a war hiro! Lice
Des: im going to jiggle fart

by Hhemogirl June 20, 2025