Le Jonas

When you're poor and homeless

Man I'm so unlucky I'm turning into Le Jonas

by LeLuLu December 27, 2021

[oh] [my] [jonas]

an extremly annoying alternitive to "oh my god" used by sqealing brainless little jonas brother fans. users of this trem range anywhere from age 4 to age 17. though i must admit the users who range from age 11-15 are the most annoying. and as a side note: no, i'm not a bored teeange guy. i am a 13 year old GIRL who is completley anti jonas and anti miley.

oh my jonas! nick is soo fine! I'm gonna go beg my parents for $6000 so i can maybe get to go to one of there totally amazingly hottt concerts!!

by Jessica! :D October 9, 2008

Jonah

Jonah is the most amazing guy you could ever talk to or meet. He will make you laugh for hours on end. He's wonderful but doesn't believe it when you tell him so. He has awesome eyes and hair. He is very good looking but it probably a little too modest about it. He's so smart and loves to share random facts with others. He's a major bookworm. He is very sweet and nice but notice how sweet he actually is. The thought of never talking to him again crushes your heart.

Jenny: I'm so in love with him!
Sarah: what's he like?
Jenny: he's a Jonah!
Sarah: wow never let him go!

by Awkwardness:P August 12, 2011

Jonas Salk Middle School

The Worst MS in Levittown. The lunch is the BEST but the school just sucks.

"Ms. Debbie vs Straw Wrapper 2018-2019" Anyone who went to Salk understands

Pull up to Jonas Salk Middle School to do absolutely nothing because this school is so trash

by mrbatwithgat January 30, 2019

jonas bridges

Jonas is also known as daddy, goodbye :)

Jonas bridges is daddy

by Daddyjonasbridges February 8, 2017

Jonalized

To be boned up the ass by an effeminate male with curly hair and a high pitched voice.
A strange attraction to the Jonas Brothers.
A mental disease carried by young teenage girls with no sense of good musical taste.
To have fantastic dreams including three monkeys playing instruments with a banana hanging out of their asses.

"I love the jonas brothers, OMG, girl, i think i have just been Jonalized!

1 person (gay dude): please Jonalize me sweetcakes.
2 person (gay dude): you got it honey buns.

by Terry Strawberry August 13, 2009

Jonas Armstrong

An amazing and sexy Irish actor who played Robin Hood on BBC's Robin Hood.

Did you see the season finale of Robin Hood? OMG, Jonas Armstrong was absolutely gorgeous in it!!!

by faerie00 February 6, 2010