Johnathyn

Doesn’t believe in God, likes graphic things!! Kinda athletic, things he is the sh*t but he really not!!!

Kaitlyn: Do you believe in God??

Johnathyn: No but I work out.

by Kjoknowz March 12, 2019

Johnathon

A nigga that takes dic picks and beats his meat to gay porn

Johnathon beated his meat in someone else’s bathroom

by BootyWarrior849295 October 31, 2019

Johnathan

He is the most ugliest butthead on earth. He smells like fish and bologna. He likes to eat poop because he thinks it will make him a stronger man. Do not trust a johnathan, he will steal your heart and your car for some hotdogs.

Ewww is that Johnathan, he looks like squidward from spongebob.

by Longhairdontcarebitch June 11, 2019

Johnathan

Stupid little boy with a lisp and mommy issues. And by that, I mean that he still drinks from his moms plump tits at the age of 21. Needs to learn how to dress so he doesn’t look like a schoolboy hooker. Can’t drink for shit. Not sure why UMass accepted him, he can’t even read.

Girl 1: did you meet that guy Johnathan?
Girl 2: oh, yeah... he needs Jesus

by stripcroquetgang October 31, 2018

Johnathen

A best friend of Bobby Finney and is very loyal to him. And he doesn't hates Bobby but he also goes to Tarkington high school.

Johnathen is very loyal to his bestfriend Bobby Finney.

by Huge booty Katrina November 25, 2019

Johnathan

Great at basketball, fortnite and is a real Lakers fan. He is confident, smart, loyal, amazing and funny. He is one of the greatest guys you could ever be around.

Damn Johnathan, Lakers are going off aren't they?

by Shennnn January 14, 2020

Johnathan

Johnathan is a scummy adulterer who watches porn at the school shags members of staff and alternates between two women cause he’s an indecisive prick speaking on that subject his is very small

Oh Johnathan it’s so small!!

by Jefflikesmeff March 31, 2020