Jima

To annoyingly pester someone into an argument about trivial matters using thinly-veiled personal attacks.

"Did you see the video of that anchor on Fox News last night? He tried to pull a Jima on Richard Dawkins, trying to bait him into saying that atheism was a religion."

by SquarePegIX October 21, 2007

Jimmay

Jimmay, an amazing boy with a huge heart, he;s caring, loving , gorgeous and you really can't get no better. he's the boy you dream of and want to be with. He's the perfect kind of boyfriend. and gabby loves him

He's my perfect Jimmay

by Gabbbbbay July 1, 2009

jism

something that flies out of a tallywacker when a guy gets excited. kinda tastes bad. some girls that are skanks like to eat it. can be used for protein. leaves a crusty residue on clothing. kinda smells. looks like glue.

damn, mike! you shot your jism all up in my face!

if you do that shit again i'm gonna bitch slap yo ass

by michelle216753421 May 12, 2007

jism platter

The act of ejaculating on a partner's abdomen.

Didn't want to get her pregnant, so I made a jism platter.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

jima

a sub-species of the half-asian family, jimas are no doubt the coolest, funniest, fittest human specimens to walk this planet. This is partly down to their uncanny ability to evolve and adapt far more quickly to their surroundings. A good example of this ability was shown in a recent discovery when jima was discovered to have been able to handle pencils, internet cables and large chunks of stilton.

BITTLE a prime example of a jima

by pencil kid October 20, 2010

jism jewels

Classy alternate name for the male reproductive organs, or testes, that are located inside the scrotal sack, or ball-bag.

My swollen jism jewels emptied out a large volume of fuck froth via my cum cannon on to the face of my smiling wife

by Snert December 9, 2008

Jism Unicorn

Hairstyle, mostly on men. Related to the mall claw, but on a male. The front of the hairline is pointed up in a unicornian style. The overuse of hair product adds to to the jismy quality.

Bill spends hours on his jism unicorn, but it looks ridiculous on him...

by Capturedbyrobots January 6, 2012