Spider Jerusalem

Adjective: when things have gone completely awry in ways that no-one could ever have predicted, usually entirely out of the blue.

Well, admittedly that was one crazy Yom Kippur, but it was when we hit Reno that everything went a bit Spider Jerusalem.

by dr4win9f00l April 28, 2010

jerush

Defined as: A man more with more sexual innuendo's than urban dictionary.

You call this a date, I call it a thirst date.

Jerush.

by Sgsuevents January 21, 2017

Jeruhmi

Jeruhmi is a son of a bitch who should go to hell, quit lying like a piece of shit, quit YouTube for making misleading videos, and he should break up with his girlfriend, who illegally helps him get back his stuff in Adopt Me whenever his gosh fucking darn account gets banned.

Cool guy: Hey, kid! Did you hear about the hoe called Jeruhmi?
Fuckig 9 year old: HE IS NOT A HOE YOUR A HOE YOU ARE SHIT I WILL COME TO YOU HOUSE AND KILL YOU MOM BECAISE YOU SAID SOMETHING BAD ABOUT MY gOD WHO IS EBTTER THAN ANYBODG IN YOU FAMILY AND JOSH LING IS A PIECE OF SHIT
Cool guy: I'm not scared of you, child 🤣

by Timo Tastic July 26, 2020

Jerusalem Anchor

A bearded man that is the lynchpin of the crew and occasionally holds ladders. This person often goes by his earthly name Matthew.

Where's the Jerusalem Anchor? This ladder is about to fall on the house!

by FrontSLC January 25, 2023

Emperor Of Jerusalem

The highest authority under God.

The Emperor Of Jerusalem the most powerful man in the world.

by Hamashiach May 15, 2021

Jerusalem Boots

Ugly brown sandals that look like they have been worn since the time of Christ,usually worn by hippies and old men with terribly ugly feet

I really wish Joe would quit wearing those Jerusalem Boots with his jeans.

by Terri Smith February 5, 2007

Jerusalem Monkey

Extremely quick and clever

The forkenshmeemer scared Chaz so much, that he ran out of the room like a Jerusalem Monkey

by R. Alcee Hastings October 21, 2004