Jersey

Jersey is really kind and beautiful.

No cap but a jersey is cuteeeeeeee

by Hdhdhhdhcneh June 10, 2020

Jersey

To ask someone for their phone number. But just like a sport’s jersey, you get their name and number.

Joe: “You look so good I just had to come ask if I can have your jersey?”

Jane: “What? I’m not wearing a jersey...”

Joe: “Nah, i mean your name and number. You know like a jersey.”

Jane: “ Ooh lol. That’s cute, okay. And I’m Jane by the way.”

by RipSquad August 14, 2020

Jersey

Jersey is a depressed emo who regularly gets physically abused by his parents. Jersey is good looking, good at sports, and is a all round lad. Jersey is known to talk to himself and be a little bit special.

Corrr, jersey is looking well emo!
Damm did you see that pass from jersey?

by Craig detain Me November 23, 2021

Jersey

Sexiest bitch I ever met

“Yo fam have u seen that shawdy over there wit the huge bunda ?”
“no fam what’s her name?”
“Yo her names jersey and she’s a baddie”

by Bigkok222 September 1, 2022

jersey

a stupid dumb ginger bitch who SHOULD DIE!!

me: i fucking hate jersey!!
other person: wtf is wrong with you twink?

by gage1 April 24, 2023

Jersey

Guernsey but with a McDonalds

Jersey is made up of a bunch of frogs.

by FP YT November 20, 2023

[Jersey]

the shit stain in the underpants of america, it is worse than minnesota, wyoming and oklahoma combined, and thats bad nigga

Setting:Baltimore
Joe: Hey isnt that guy from jersey.
Pat:Yea he is, lets throw him into oncoming traffic
Joe:Fuck yea lets do it...fuck that nigga
Pat:Damn right...then lets go to roscoes chicken and waffles

(Fuck you Jon Stewart you cabbage eatin bastard. MD REPRESENTIN)

by Letmeholla January 24, 2009