carwreck jerky

A very spicy type of jerky. So hot that it feels like a car is smashing into your face.

Hey Bill, do you have any of that carwreck jerky left?

by Joe Shmo May 13, 2005

Hershey Jerky

The act of penile manual stimulation utilizing fecal matter as lubrication.

I saw some straight up raunchy Japanese porn where a dude got some Hershey Jerky from a tranny with traveler's diarrhea.

by VinH February 5, 2015

jerky purse

A vagina.

She likes sausage in her jerky purse.

by JerkyPurse February 11, 2017

jeep jerky

Getting jerked off in a Jeep Cherokee

Oh did you hear tony received a jeep jerky from Samantha?

by Roger McGonagle September 6, 2021

catfish jerky

When a woman's labia become dry and cracked resembling jerky, but not quite as delicious.

Julie didn't wear panties for many days in a row, hang dryin' her area, causing a bad case of catfish jerky.

by Mattoland March 12, 2017

Bagging the jerky

A euphemism for putting a condom on.

Person 1: Yo dude, I'm bagging the jerky!

Person 2: Good shit man, you won't catch the herp.

by stardust117 August 17, 2018

Tooth jerky

Noun:

Remnants of food particles left behind in ones teeth after a meal that can be saved for later consumption.

She had a mondo piece of tooth jerky hanging out of her mouth after eating those hot wings.

by Floyd Rage September 14, 2011